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rhetorical joke

The excuse you give when an intended joke you just said was not funny.
Person 1: I wonder how janice got herpes?

Person 2: 'Cus she is a SLUT!!!

Person 1: Dude if that was a joke it was not funny

Person 2: It was a rhetorical joke
by hueng low December 6, 2009
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rhetorical textion

A text message asking a question that is not meant to be answered. Frequently addressed to the originator's entire phone book.

These messages can cause confusion by causing dozens of people to think that someone wants to hold an actual conversation with them, when in fact the sender of the message was simply lonely, amused, drunk, or all three.
Alice: Carol just texted me, 'Why the hell can't people in Atlanta use their turn signals?' How the hell should I know? I *do* use my turn signal!

Bob: Relax. It was a rhetorical textion. She sent it to me, too.
by scarshapedstar. January 6, 2009
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Rhetorical question

Question asked that is asked for effect and not usually designed for an answer.

Usually encourages the person or people being asked the question to reflect upon their own thoughts and beliefs rather than answer specifically out loud.
Examples of rhetorical questions-
Speaker: "What defense to the homeless have if the government will not protect them?"

Guy: "Did you get some from her last night?"
Other Guy: "Is the sky blue?"

Office Worker: "How stupid is this new filing system we have?"
by ACG2x July 23, 2005
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Rhett

A smart handsome young man the hides his feelings and is stoborn. Be he is always willing to learn and he is caring.
Wow. I would totally wanna dat e Rhett.
by Xx$Rhett$xX February 1, 2017
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rhetorical answer

An answer spoken to produce an effect and not necessarily to answer the actual question. A rhetorical answer may possibly be given in response to a rhetorical question, as a sort of counter-attack in a rhetorical battle.
Do you know how many people will be in our philosophy class this year?
42.
C'mon seriously, do you know what the main topic of our class will be?
42.
Geez, how many times do you have to piss me off with rhetorical answers in one day?
42.

Do you think I should wear the green dress or the red dress?
To be or not to be.
by Bloopy March 25, 2008
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rhett butler

The act of shoving your problems down a flight of stairs.
definition:

Joe -- I thought Jill was pregnant.
Jeff -- No, I rhett butlered that problem away.
by Clark Gable November 19, 2013
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Rhett

Basically a guy who will Brighten up you day, really good looking and has a great since of humor. He is a angel that god sent down. YOU WILL LEARN TO LOVE HIM
Rhett is nice
by Paipai Nicole April 25, 2019
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