retrograde

Adjective
- refers to movement occuring in a backward direction

Noun
- a person who believes the adversity in their lives is caused by the retrograde motion of planetary bodies, esp. citing Mercury as a scapegoat.
- somebody who believes in New Age bullshit; a hippy

"boohoo, i spilled bongwater all over my vegan Spamwich for the second time today. You guys, is Mercury in like, retrograde... or something?"

"my old lady always has the perfect excuse for causing drama; she's a total retrograde."

"Don't be fooled by her appearance. She may dress like she's homeless, but she's just a retrograde."

by wordherder November 11, 2013

Mercury retrograde

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst moaning one or more human beings' names. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy, fruitful, and beneficial times to come

As the sun sank down over the pier, the children who were out fishing gazed in horror as the lord lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into his own mercury retrograde

by ♥🗺☠ June 4, 2021

reprotard

A person (generally male) who constantly talks shite to anyone in range, morally reprehensible, addicted to sexual intercourse with no concept of the spiritual implications, culminating in a hindered thought process.

A cross between a reprobate and a mentally retarded person. Hence, reprotard

by ablo November 12, 2013

Reretardytard

An individual who is habitually tardy, by reason of mental defect.

Due to a significant lack of brain cells, the same reretardytards were late to class again today.

The reretardytard rerescheduled my phone interview once again, because his brain is broken.

by EightTrackMind April 1, 2015

Retroterms

Words or phrases that no longer have meaning in popular culture.

Saying you sound like "a broken record" is a Retroterms.

by Korbeen February 27, 2011

retrotronic

Retro-electronics. Obsolete electronics fashioned as gifts.

Woman: I don't know what to get you for Valentine's day.

Man: Electronics.

Woman: But you're the electronic man. I would end up getting you a walkman or something.

Man: Woot! Retrotronic!

Woman: Take that, hipsters.

by penlaster March 2, 2011

retrotrip

To become extremely fascinated and or nostalgic/longing for past events. "Retro" meaning "the past" and "trip" because you get lost and trip out on things that you still remember. It can also be portrayed as wishful musing about certain events in history. You do not need to be high while under the influence of this highly-natural state of consciousness.

If I could go back to a different era in time, I would like to see what life was like during the roaring-20s. All that free alcohol and underground clubs, not to mention the Harlem Renaissance. The 30's presented to us a golden age of movies, the 40's was notable for popular icons such as Frank Sinatra. The 50's pretty much sucked, except for the beatniks~now THOSE people had it goin' on. The 60's was all about freedom and rebellion, not to mention the birth of the modern horror movie (look up Psycho) The 70's were funky and psychedelic, also the starting place for disco. The 80's, as we all know was slammed with violence in the media (Friday the 13th and many, many others...) but the often overlooked aspects include new wave and other trends (like retro-style coke/pepsi cans and rubik's cube. The 90's are pretty much like they are today, except that hip-hop was just getting started with artists such as Slick Rick and Salt 'n Peppa. Now we are here in the 21st century, where everything is digitalized and progressive. Thank you for listening to me ramble about my retrotrip and remember: Always take time out of your day to remember the past.

by Tony May 12, 2004