Retrobike

A bunch of old geezers on cool old bicycles from the 80's & 90's

A 1993 GT zaskar is an excellent retrobike

by lgf November 11, 2013

repobait

Noun - A person, or persons, used to distract a mark who is having property repossessed.

"Man, I hate being repobait for Freddy! He takes forever to tow a car"

by panic December 4, 2004

retrobicyclists

A bunch of cyclists on old retrobikes.

Look at that bunch of retrobicyclists on their Klein's!

by lgf November 11, 2013

Reprobatic

A certain type or group of annoying persons

Ain’t they a bunch of reprobatics

by Trojanarium September 20, 2018

Retroactive hypocrisy

A special case of a strawman argument in which, after being criticized for being hypocritical, one intentionally mischaracterizes the criticism as being an additional layer of hypocrisy.

Person A) "It's pure hypocrisy that after being so concerned with Hillary's private emails, Republicans are shrugging after we find out Ivanka Trump has been sending official White House business emails from a private account."

Person B: "Oh, what? So you were perfectly fine with Hillary doing it, but you care all of a sudden when Ivanka does it? It's YOU who's a hypocrite."

Person A: "Don't pull that retroactive hypocrisy on me. I didn't say anything about my own approval or disapproval of either Hillary or Ivanka."

by bwseventytwo November 19, 2018

retrobanger

some fucking ro-gangster that acts like they have a old account on the game Retroblox or Retrostudio in Roblox

Guy 1 : you see that fucko over there?
Guy 2 : yeah, why?
Guy 1 : he acts like a fucking retrobanger, cause hes an actual ro-gangster outside of this game
Retrobanger : AY FUCK YOU CUZ!! I LIVE IN THE HOOD AND ILL POP YO ASS!

by imgonnahangmyself February 9, 2021

Retroactive Justification

When you call someone out who's wronged you and they try to use your response, anger, or retaliation to justify what they did.

Person A: "I only lied because I knew you'd react like this!"
Person B: "That's some retroactive justification bullshit! That's not how time works. The cause happens BEFORE the result, dumbass!"

by Gaius315 March 16, 2022