Monster Rancher

cool ass game

play that shit

by big mike the man October 31, 2003

ass rancher

a. one who ranches asses
b. jolly ranchers that have been sat on by one's own ass

a. The field of ass ranching is a very profitable one.

b. One day I wasn't paying attention and sat my ass on a jolly rancher. Now it's an ass rancher.

by snibey September 7, 2011

turd rancher

A little known phrase for a homosexual person.

That palce was filled with a bunch of turd ranchers.

by Long Shoe Larry March 9, 2008

Rancherise

To put ranch on something, in most cases, more ranch than what is considered a normal amount or what is actually needed. The term Rancherise was made by eriktheelectric

Those nuggets have been completely rancherised

by HurricaneHam November 19, 2018

crab rancher

Man or woman of ill repute who may have had pubic lice for a long time, to the point of them breeding. Can also be used for similar sexually transmitted diseases.

-"Dude, would you bang Lindsay Lohan without getting paid for it?"
-"No, man, I'd stay away from that crab rancher. She has the Crawford Ranch for crablice inside her jeans."

by Danny Fehlings November 13, 2007

turtle rancher

Noun; Someone who makes situations/moments awkward by interjecting into conversations inorder to make someone make an awkward turtle.

Guy: hey did you catch that Celtics game last night?
Guy2: No I...
Guy3: two midgets just stole my ice cream, so i killed them with an ice cream scooper!
Guy2: *makes awkward turtle
Guy: Dude you're a major turtle rancher.

by Tucker Sampson May 20, 2008

carver ranches

Carver Ranches (The Ranches) : A small neighborhood located in Broward County, Florida just outside of the Miami area. Known as the mecca of broward county. Mostly known for it’s goombay type culture and amazing talent but don’t be fooled, its the home of one on one combat Also known as (fades) and for it’s one of a kind Lingo where everybody call each other church names (Example : “Deacon john”) and also stretches the vowels. Ran by Goon squad, dreamteam, ctg, goc, tog etc Also known for the famous song “carver ranches get down”

Homie see you on the block: 🗣 pastoooor josssh

Ranches nigga: whats gooood deacon man man

Carver Ranches (The Ranches) : A small neighborhood located in Broward County, Florida just outside of the Miami area. Known as the mecca of broward county. Mostly known for it’s goombay type culture and amazing talent but don’t be fooled, its the home of one on one combat Also known as (fades) and for it’s one of a kind Lingo where everybody call each other church names (Example : “Deacon john”) and also stretches the vowels. Ran by Goon squad, dreamteam, ctg, goc, tog etc Also known for the famous song “carver ranches get down”

Homie see you on the block: 🗣 pastoooor josssh

Ranches nigga: whats gooood deacon man man

by Ranches kidd April 27, 2021