R-Kelly

A famous rapper who creates songs of no relevance to anything what-so-ever.

"Did you hear R-Kelly's new song 'Pregnant'? Like wtf dude?"

by fabcookie96 December 12, 2009

R Kelly

A person who is sentenced to 30 years in prison

Person 1:you know r Kelly was sentenced to prison…
Person2: wth 😭

by Twizzy ya boi June 29, 2022

R Kelly Syndrome

A feeling where your mind is telling you no but your body is telling you yes

The horny college girl raised with a strong Christian background experienced R Kelly Syndrome when it came to advancing the physical aspect of her relationship with her boyfriend.

by froshtytheshowman May 1, 2013

R Kelly's Grandma

A key witness in his pissing trial.

"That's my Robert..always pissing on someone. Don't forget her hair." - R Kelly's Grandma.

by Richard Dean, Journalist April 29, 2004

R Kelly equation

An if/then equation made famous by R Kelly in the remix of Make it Rain. The equation is as follows:

If you order one bottle, then you fuck with one model
Order more bottles, then you got more models

Using the Transitive property of equality, and if bottles are A, and models are B, the equation can be simplified to:

If A=1, then B=1 and if A>1, then B>1

Using the R Kelly equation last night was the best decision of my life!

by tazo5 January 23, 2011

R Kelly it

hittin up a girl well below your age bracket

No one would go out with him so he had to R Kelly it.

by T-T June 11, 2006

r kelly effect

When someone's so good at their job that people overlook their character flaws.

Tim's got the R Kelly effect on the boss. He ain't ever firing Tim's ass despite him being an asshole to every colleague of his.

by CMB_OXF_DXB_SIN February 23, 2019