An unexpected fart that is sometimes mistaken for a qwief. This occurs when the unannounced fart shoots toward your pussy mimicing a qwief.
Sitting in a leather chair and you fart. Instead of the fart shooting directly out the back door it pulls a 180 and slides at high velocity between your pussy lips creating a rumble that can easily be mistaken as a qwief by the qwarter and anyone in hearing distance.
by Buzzme August 23, 2011
Get the Qwart mug.Adam's quaft at half was incredible, soon after many other team members tried to copy the hair style, but it was impossible.
by spackadam August 4, 2006
Get the quaft mug.EVERYTHING. Can be used as an insult or a compliment. or simply when you dont know the word u r trying to say:)
INSULT: Ugh your such a quaft!!!!!
COMPLIMENT : Damn girl you be lookin quaft today!
RANDOM: It was in its own little quaft:)
COMPLIMENT : Damn girl you be lookin quaft today!
RANDOM: It was in its own little quaft:)
by KatieIsQuaft April 15, 2011
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Get the Quaft mug.by pseudonym-girl November 11, 2010
Get the Quafted mug.A person who likes to have sex but does not experience it as something intimate. They do not understand the concept of sex with intimacy, when they have sex, it’s just sex without an emotional connection. They can have an emotional connection to the person they are having sex with, but does not see sex as something that would define a part as the relationship. They simply do not understand what sex has to do in a relationship, they do not define sex as something intimate.
“What do you mean she’s a Qwaffet? The hell is that?”
“It means she doesn’t see sex as something intimate.”
“What? Isn’t that asexual?”
“She 100% likes sex, but she wouldn’t define it as something intimate. To her sex is just a form of pleasure, nothing more.”
“I still don’t get it”
“Me neither, mate”
“It means she doesn’t see sex as something intimate.”
“What? Isn’t that asexual?”
“She 100% likes sex, but she wouldn’t define it as something intimate. To her sex is just a form of pleasure, nothing more.”
“I still don’t get it”
“Me neither, mate”
by Oi mate, I’m out of peanuts :( July 28, 2018
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-Hey Bob, let's go get qwasted.
And they set out on a 3 hour quest to find substances and liquid compounds to get wasted upon.
-Hey Bob, let's go get qwasted.
And they set out on a 3 hour quest to find substances and liquid compounds to get wasted upon.
by Slope/Zipperhead October 25, 2009
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