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An unexpected fart that is sometimes mistaken for a qwief. This occurs when the unannounced fart shoots toward your pussy mimicing a qwief.
Sitting in a leather chair and you fart. Instead of the fart shooting directly out the back door it pulls a 180 and slides at high velocity between your pussy lips creating a rumble that can easily be mistaken as a qwief by the qwarter and anyone in hearing distance.
by Buzzme August 23, 2011
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