old quarry middle school

A school in Lemont where literally every rich kid steals money from their parents, and spends it at Starbucks on fridays. Every kid that isn't rich but popular spends all their parents' paychecks trying to look rich and stuck up as fuck. (No wonder why they aren't rich.) The teachers load the kids with so much homework but don't teach them properly, so it's probably hard as fuck to do the homework in the first place. The popular girls parade around in their slutty outfits with coffee from Starbucks because Dunkin' Donuts doesn't do jack shit for them, and the boys try to impress the girls using money that they probably stole from their parents. The parents complain too much about electronics and yet they give their children electronics to use.

Person 1: I went to Old Quarry Middle School.
Person 2: That fucking blows.

by An asshole with no life. August 14, 2017

oh my god the quarterback is toast

Phrase used in Die Hard for a blown up tank
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"

*Boom!*
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"

by ChrisLionheart January 7, 2005

Quarthex

The shape of the universe.

Originally discovered in the 7-17-07 SMBC webcomic.

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=854

What is the shape of the universe? Quarthex.

by Atalaya October 20, 2008

Quarter

Short guy with really tall girlfriend.

Sarah: hey there's Catriona's other half
Jane: you mean her other quarter

by namekuji May 31, 2010

Redneck Quarter

A unit of currency consisting of 3 pennies and a .22 rifle cartridge glued together thus .03 + .22 = .25

Bubba shot the soda machine after it refused to take his redneck quarters.

by flaminnagey November 20, 2010

Road Sign Quarterback

A simple game with one or more players. Consist of driving along empty highway, taking empty bottles, usually freshly consumed, throwing them from the moving vehicle at oncoming road signs. One point per smashed bottle. For the ametures this is easily accomplished from the passanger side of the vehicle, but the seasoned veterans have been known to score a few points from the drivers side.

Man, I was 500 last night at Road Sign Quarterback while driving up here.

by Wayside September 25, 2006

quarny

An intense state of horniness due to being stuck alone, or with someone you don’t want to sleep with, in quarantine.

I’ve been stuck on lockdown for two weeks and feelin’ super quarny!

by Pickletickle April 2, 2020