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penistic winker

its a relatively non affensive insult taking the words 'penis' and wanker' and combining them to make something not quite as good as either.
man 'oh, this idiot stole my car and killed my dog'

man2 'what a penistic winker'
by bee&mays florist February 21, 2009
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pwnitize

Verb- to spend far too long explaining technical details of a project rather than giving a general overview.
"Man, Brandon really pwnitized the Kraken overview"
by KaiserVerbal February 14, 2017
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Penistocracy

Noun combining the root word and noun "penis" with the and combining noun form "-cracy," a suffix which menas "form of government, social or political class, and theory of social organization."

Penistocracy Definitions:

1 : government by the biggest dick or by a group of small, but nevertheless dickish dicks; also, government by the biggest pricks or assholes

2 a : a government in which power is vested (see 2vest 1a) in a minority consisting of those who are the most dickish

2 b : a state with such a government

3 : a governing body or upper class usually made up of a hereditary nobility a member of a penistocracy

4 : a class or group of people believed to be superior (as in rank, wealth, or intellect) an intellectual penistocracy
The Orokin penistocracy was overthrown by the Tenno and the Lotus.
by Rhekemi June 15, 2018
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penistagger

a person who keeps track of all the dicks they have sucked by heart
Bro you're such a penistagger.
by Shoemaker69 November 14, 2018
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penist

a person who assumes one's penis size
"Wow, you assumed my penis is big. That's penist"
by smallpeem April 29, 2021
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PWINST

Internet chat language version of the word "pwnd", used after beating someone without letting them score in an online FPS's. Mostley seen in games like Halo 2 and Counter-Strike.
Damn.... That sucker just got PWINST.

That nub sauce just got PWINST.

Troy got PWINST at life.
by Bryan Nester December 17, 2005
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Penistalsis

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length
Help , I'm being chased by a penis!
How is it moving?
Penistalsis!
by farticorn September 18, 2014
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