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Pussytionary 

pussy·tion·ar·y
Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation puss-e-shuh-ner-ee
–noun, plural -ar·ies.

A book created by John C Davis A.K.A. (JuggaloCujo, Cujo) containing a selection of the words he and his friends have created to be used in the english language, arranged alphabetically, giving information about their meanings, pronunciations, etymologies, inflected forms, etc., expressed in the english language.
Person 1: Excuse me, what is a mangina?

Person 2: I don't know, you should look it up in the Pussytionary.
Pussytionary by JuggaloCujo August 4, 2007
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Pussycount

The number of pussy you had.
"What's you pussycount?"

"I had 28 so far."
Pussycount by coione February 11, 2009

Pussyvonanal Syndrome 

where the woman bends over showing her anal passage and her beef curtains ready for penetration from a man. The man then gets confused about where to put his "SHLONG" and begins to sweat and faints, causing his anal passage to widen and bleed.
Matty:
Omg did you hear about niall last night ?
Stevo:
No, what happened ?
Matty:
Terry Puddin flashed the goods and he got a serious case of pussyvonanal syndrome!!!

Pussyting 

A word orginally created in a small town called crediton.

Its derogatory use is against pussies, meaning a form of life lower than a pussy.

It was created back in the 90's when a young boy was born with an idea, an idea to create an insult which is harmful but elegant and which rolls off the tongue.

This word was first used in 2010 and its use is increasing every day.
man 1: hey man you coming out tonight?

man 2: nah man i have to do school work.

man 1: yous a Pussyting.

man 2: :(

stoner 1: lets get 2's on your spliff!

stoner 2: naaahhhhh maaaannnn.

stoner 1: WHAT?! you is a PUSSYTING!

stoner 2: no, yous a pussyting.

stoner 1: pussyting.

stoner 2: fair play.
Pussyting by crediton massive February 25, 2011

pussyhound 

derived from old mystical woodsmen tellings, that explained unexplainable wive disappearances, of a creature conceived when a cat mates with a hound that has an unhealthy appetite for vagina. And this creature would sneak into their dwellings after dusk and harvest their wive's vaginas for a very bland consumption. But in all reality it was just the woodsmen sleepwalking and killing and rapping each others wives then dumping their bodies into a nearby river.
Son: "Dad!!! Mom has mysteriously disappeared!!!! What could have caused this to happen?"
Woodsmen: "Son. It must have been a pussyhound."
pussyhound by Woodsmen May 27, 2009
Someone who is very successful in engaging with women.
He used to be a pussyron but he got married and his wife put a stop to that.

I wish I was a pussyron like my friend here, then I could date a different girl every week.
pussyron by Krijc August 25, 2011

pussytweet 

To use Twitter in order to aira grievance in a childish way
Jesus Christ. Now Trump is pussytweeting about the cast of Hamilton. Maybe if we #pussytweet every time he pussytweets, he'll grow the fuck up and act like he's the president!
pussytweet by Norman Noble November 22, 2016