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Floor Puker

The kid in elementary school who could never quite make it to the trash can in time. A person who is either unaware of, or chooses to ignore, the sensation that precedes the expulsion of vomit and subsequently ends up puking on the floor.
Why does my desk have to be right next to Josh’s? Everyone knows he is a floor puker.
by Hunter84 May 11, 2011
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joy puke

The act of being so happy or joyful that you spontaneously puke
"Dude I made an A on my Exam I Joy Puked all over the place...best day of my life"
by Cl4p_Tr4p June 12, 2014
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pre-puker

Underage teenage girl who is so drunk she is going to be sick. No guy in his right mind messes with these girls for several reasons. 1. She is underage, and even if she is willing it's statutory rape. 2. She is drunk, and even if she is willing it can become rape if she changes her mind after the fact. 3. You have no idea what std this girl has, some of them can ruin you for life. 4. Do you want everyone to know that you are so desperate that you would risk your freedom and health for this little skank? If you are that desperate wash you hands and whack-off it's safer and won't get you in jail.
Frank found out that pre-puker he screwed is knocked-up,he's sweating bullets man. Dan got a dose from some pre-puker at the party, you better get checked man. Jim thought I was nuts not screwing that pre-puker, now he's facing a rape charge.
by knowman March 9, 2008
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choke and puke

Any restaurant/eatery that serves less than appetizing food. First used by Jerry Reed's character "Snowman" in the movie Smokey and the Bandit.
I'm gonna stop at the service station, gas up and grab some grub at the choke and puke
by Mikey the Sun Demon February 24, 2005
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Pukesgiving

some sort of anti-consumerism holiday to thanksgiving.that celebrates a group of people making volatile food made of household ingredients for no reason at all. usually happens in the thanksgiving weeks of November,and October.
when are we going to celebrate pukesgiving?
by Andrew Samonte December 11, 2006
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pubeknot

the tangling of hair in the genital region
by jeff January 7, 2005
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sympathy puke

The urge to vomit upon seeing, hearing, or smelling someone else vomit.
"I thought I was gonna sympathy puke when Dave blew chunks all over the floor."
by chuckhoffmann January 30, 2006
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