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psychoceros

The conjunction of "psycho" and "rhinoceros"

When first being pounded, it starts out as a hot item, after which large amounts of fat layers itself on until becoming rhinoceros sized, much like the Michelin Man in naked appearance, basically due to personal psychotic issues with the past, present and future.

Other characteristics: extremely bad driver, broke as a joke (and always will be), enjoys nus action.
"Why don't you go ahead and bring Psychoceros over to the crib?"

"Never"
by Nego G May 2, 2006
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Psychoe

A non-classy, insanely psychotic girl that is a stage 5 clinger to the men she hooks up with, which may include other girls' boyfriends. She has no pride whatsoever.
Joy hooks up with everyone's boyfriends and when they don't give her the attention she wants, she follows them around like a sad puppy. She runs after them when they walk away from her and begs for attention due to lack of pride and self-respect. She envies the girls who actually date guys instead of just hooking up with everyone else's, but she'll never admit that. She hates those girls whose boyfriends she hooked up with, when in reality, they never actually did anything to her. She is definitely a psychoe.
by Zique July 10, 2010
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PsychoFreak

A cross between a Psycho and a Freak.
Man, look at that PsychoFreak!!
You PsychoFreak, you!!
by PsychoFreak Gurl May 2, 2006
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Psychobubble

One whose conversation is derived from the limp jargon of Dr. Phil, Parenting Magazine and all forms of 'coaches.' The call of a psychobubble is distinguishable by its use of the word 'boundaries.' That Nile of a word with its numerous tributaries has drowned the hell out of many unsuspecting small talkers. Even the most experienced navigator of the boring conversation trembles at the thought of being caught in the vapids.
Peculiar to the psychobubbles is that rare ability to make even the most intolerable of Friday afternoon meetings in poorly ventillated rooms longer and less meaningful.
"Did you put that memo under that psychobubble's door that today's quality assurance review is cancelled? HA! Are you in on the pool for how many minutes shorter meeting will be without that psychobubble asshole?
by Aggressive Passive March 19, 2010
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psychole

Came from an accident, but I think of it now as a combination of psycho and asshole.
Why are you dating him? He's such a psychole!
by thorntonk June 22, 2011
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Psychoceramics

1) lit. Mind`ceramics so no meaning at all really.

2) n. pl. A clumsy, misconstrued neologism for crackpots

3) Insulting people expressing non-conformist beliefs by those jealous of the fact that the non-conformists are so much more respected than they are despite having done exactly what they were told to do for over twenty years and gotten nothing for it.
Usually done by small groups in pseudo-elite corners of the internet. Probably requires an initiation involving group masturbation to an episode of The Big Bang Theory.
Psychoceramicist: "Some pots are made out of ceramic so lets pointlessly add a Greek prefix and pretend psychoceramics actually means something! Eureka!"

Thompson is a successful psychoceramicist. His attacks on one group of people who don't know he exists using ideas perpetrated by another group who don't care that he exists go completely unnoticed.

Psychoceramicist alpha: "Ha ha. David Icke is a poop."
Psychoceramicist beta: "I know but some how knowing doesn't make me any happier with myself."
Psychoceramicist alpha: <Cries while Psychoceramicist beta cries too and masturbates on his back>
Psychoceramicist alpha and beta: <between sobs> "bazinga!"
by Murdered Bill Cooper June 23, 2011
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psychoceros

a lifeform which can be found in the surrounds of seattle, washington. characterized by its large size and lack of good judgement. is often found to be eating food slathered in ranch dressing.
I quickly entered the restaurant such that no one would realize I was associated with the psychoceros whose car had just careened into the parking lot.
by Ronkie May 2, 2006
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