pretard

In ebay, knowledgeable ebay buyers refer to inexperienced ebay buyers who unknowingly bid early (hours or days) before the end of the auction, and thereby spoil the auction, hence they are called pretards. 'Pre' for 'early' and 'tard' for 'retard'

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The guy placed a bid for an item on ebay and the auction doesn't even end for another week. What a pretard. I'm not going to bid on that.

by spock here captain March 26, 2011

Pretard

A person who is both pretentious and retarded.

e.g. That Alton Brown dude on Iron Chef is such a pretard.

by Dr.Turtle August 20, 2011

photard

A person who's head is cropped significantly smaller or larger than the rest of the people surrounding them in a yearbook or composite photo.

Homey: "Dude, look at Adrian's head in this composite photo. That thing looks like the goddamn Goodyear Blimp."

Buddy: "Yeah, he's a total photard. I think the cameraman got the framing wrong during photo day, but there are also rumors that he inhaled several massive hits of helium just before that shot was taken."

by bhbronson October 3, 2010

Pootardy

When you're shitting your guts out after eating the school lunch and can't make it to class in time.

Steve didn't listen when I told him not to eat the shiny roast beef and now he's pootardyfor class.

by asteamsd March 30, 2014

Potard

Someone who recklessly posts fake news on social media without fact checking.

You're posting fake news again Potard.

by DAaveC May 22, 2018

pretard

1. Just short of being completely retarded. Not to the drooling and Foam helmet point, but pretty damned close.

Anyone calling himself slick is a pretard.

by Dr. John Smarts July 31, 2005

Pretard

Noun. A person who unnecessarily obtains pre-board on a Southwest flight to subvert the A,B,C boarding process.

Damn! Thanks to all the pretards, I'm 5 rows back despite having A16 boarding position!

by taco Tuesday September 28, 2017