Hindrocket Postulate

As the wingnuttiness of a crowd increases, the likelihood that they will be unintentionally homoerotic increases exponentially.

You: Hey, why are all those anti-tax nutjobs talking about teabagging? I didn't know that they like getting their balls sucked.

Me: They don't, they just happened to choose a gay sex act as the name of their movement.

You: Oh, I guess that's just the Hindrocket Postulate at work.

by Earl2 April 10, 2009

Prostate Galore

When the doctors can't figure out what is wrong with you, so they get five or more doctors to stick their fingers in your asshole at once.

Guy: I'm ready Doc
Doc: This will not be a normal prostate
Guy: What do you mean?
Doc: Its a gonna be a Prostate Galore
guy: oh you motherf..... AAAHHH!!

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG October 27, 2017

prostate cancer

a horrible disease that kills many wonderful people. <3

Person A-you were diagnosed with prostate cancer?
Person B- yep
Person A-I'm so sorry

by ominominai February 10, 2010

Reagan Postulate

Referring to the famous Ronald Reagan philosophy: "Drunk cigs don't count."

This cigarette doesn't count due to the Reagan Postulate.

by isolated kitten January 3, 2022

milking the prostate

Ejaculation technique performed by an oject, usually finger, being inserted up the rectum and stroke the prostate gland. This is allegedly where the male G-spot resides.

Angela was milking my prostate last night. I came so hard that it smashed the light bulb!!! Then the dirty bitch sucked her fingers...... I haven't kissed her since.

by SpaccaDayNightFever July 26, 2003

milking your prostate

prostate massage to achieve ejaculation

by Craig Matthews July 17, 2003

Prostate

The skeet machine. The organ that makes the viscuous fluid of semen.

John's prostate must be working overtime, he has been in his room with Anna for 12 hours straight.

by I like to wank January 6, 2007