Minimum Profanity Threshold

The minimum amount of cursing and swearing required to resolve a problem.

Jack's car stalled on the highway and refused to start until Jack reached the minimum profanity threshold.

by okla_ddog December 9, 2010

Profanity

Words such as ass,bitch,fuck,bastard,dumbass,asshole,muthafucka,and penis

I'm gonna kill you bitch!

by Erin Wakey Balowey November 18, 2003

Profanisaurus

A dictionary that contains every swearword know to man and is updated every year

Includes words like Fuck Cunt Wank Bastard Ass Shit Minge Japseye Inbread and plenty more

by Bob March 26, 2005

pyromantic

The act of ingaging in romantic activities involving the use of fire or hot materials.

He aroused himself by running the burning match across his nipples in a pyromantic way.

by Nick Z October 25, 2005

profanitist

Some one who is skilled in the art of profanity. An individual who uses to much profanity when speaking. Some one who uses profanity with an artistic flare.

My friend Jawknee is a profanitist. He is the only person I know who can use f**k as a verb,adverb,pronoun,noun, and adjective all in one sentence.

Yo, what the f**ks up f**king west palm beach? are you f**kers ready to f**king rock?

Are you motherf**kers really going to motherf**king do that motherf**king s**t.

by Hair-e January 1, 2009

promasticate

to take a long time to finish a meal in order to delay getting back to work

"Don't promasticate - if you don't eat up soon, you won't get the report done by the end of today"

by junglehungry October 11, 2011

profanitize

v. To insert a profanity, usually some derivative of the word "fuck," into the middle of an ordinary word, in order to achieve added emphasis.

You should hear him talk: he profanitizes everything. It isn't just fantastic, it's fanfuckingtastic. Not spectacular but specfuckingtacular. Really, you should hear him speak for yourself... it's unfuckingbeleivable.

by Chris November 19, 2004