Procrastibation: The act of engaging in a brief interlude of premeditated masturbation, While something else of obvious importance is left idle.
I have work at 10, well its 9:55 just enough to get some Procrastibation in, i'll just tell me boss my car wouldnt start.
by Tron =] May 14, 2010
by ihpo March 22, 2010
When you put off finishing your homework, doing the dishes, balancing the checkbook, taking out the trash, feeding the dog, etc., and instead choke the chicken or jill off.
by Clitorisaurus Rex April 07, 2011
having assignments due, but looking at porn instead and masturbating
= procrastibation
"get much study done"
"nah was procrastibating"
= procrastibation
"get much study done"
"nah was procrastibating"
by billy bob hoodoo November 15, 2011
by McCrackhead September 13, 2010
Noun. the act of masturbating as a means of delaying or putting off work.
-Origin: From the 16th Century French 'Procrastibatíon'
-Origin: From the 16th Century French 'Procrastibatíon'
by Barry Charmer March 25, 2012
Originated from the words masturbate and procrastinate.
It is the act of procrastinating way over the limit until it all blows up in your face. It rarely feels good as you rather have somebody else do it for you, but in the end all your doing is fucking yourself.
It is the act of procrastinating way over the limit until it all blows up in your face. It rarely feels good as you rather have somebody else do it for you, but in the end all your doing is fucking yourself.
by JuHwang September 09, 2011