Procrastibation

Procrastibation: The act of engaging in a brief interlude of premeditated masturbation, While something else of obvious importance is left idle.

I have work at 10, well its 9:55 just enough to get some Procrastibation in, i'll just tell me boss my car wouldnt start.

by Tron =] May 14, 2010

procrastibate

wasting time playing wit yourself

I procrastibate until that paper is due that's why i fail.

by ihpo March 22, 2010

procrastibation

procrastination by masturbating

having assignments due, but looking at porn instead and masturbating
= procrastibation

"get much study done"

"nah was procrastibating"

by billy bob hoodoo November 15, 2011

Procrastibation

When you put off finishing your homework, doing the dishes, balancing the checkbook, taking out the trash, feeding the dog, etc., and instead choke the chicken or jill off.

It was senior year, so Elena decided to skip studying and engaged in some procrastibation.

by Clitorisaurus Rex April 25, 2011

procrastibating

When one is masturbating so they don't have to do something important. i.e. Homework, Project, etc.

Im procrastibating instead of doing my Language Arts project

by McCrackhead September 13, 2010

Procrastibation

Noun. the act of masturbating as a means of delaying or putting off work.

-Origin: From the 16th Century French 'Procrastibatíon'

Working in the library makes procrastibation challenging, if not impossible.

by Barry Charmer August 9, 2012

Procrastibation

Originated from the words masturbate and procrastinate.

It is the act of procrastinating way over the limit until it all blows up in your face. It rarely feels good as you rather have somebody else do it for you, but in the end all your doing is fucking yourself.

"I was just sitting there after procrastibation and thought, what now?

by JuHwang September 9, 2011