bedroom programming

Software or video game programmed by amateur coders, who program for the love of it, not for making money for publishers.

Uplink is one of the best modern bedroom programming games.

by CannedLizard December 23, 2003

paid programming

Television programing that consists of companies promoting their products. Usually shown early morning/late at night/whenever you are desperate for something to watch.

Usually the products advertised are worthless pieces of crap being sold for 'the low, low price of 12 payments of 43.32!!'.

Actually good programming. (When your wasted)

by Freak Obscene May 4, 2004

reference-oriented programming

A synthetisation (referentialization) of object-oriented programming.

Synthetizes programming objects into five references: cyclical, inter-, contra-, supra- (radial), meta- (self).

Attribute-oriented programming.

Reference-oriented programming self-referentializes programming objects into programming references.

by sandraxine June 25, 2018

programming

To make programs.
Usually on computers.

I'm programming a Neural Network.

by Niklas Ulvinge May 23, 2005

Programming

Basically, telling your computer to do stuff using a programming language. As long as the computer understands the code, it will execute the command blindly.

I tried reprogramming Windows and my computer crashed.
I programmed my computer to overclock itself.
I programmed my computer to create and save files on my hard drive. For some reason, it stopped working...

by KC June 20, 2006

paid programming

Euphemism for the mindless infomercials or infotainment that you see on TV in the wee hours of the morning on many cable channels. Often consists of BS about products you wouldn't even THINK of buying.

If you wake up at 6 AM and you want to watch some good film on cable TV, forget it: you'll only see that damn paid programming.

by pentozali September 6, 2007

object-oriented programming

The most overrated and overhyped programming paradigm on earth.

Frequently leads to over-engineering and is at the moment most commonly done using the Java programming language, which has a particularly shitty brand of object-orientation. Other popular object-oriented programming languages include C++ and C#.

Idiot: Man, that's such a hard project. Let's use object-oriented programming to make out life easier.
Rock-star programmer: You're fired.

by Bluuberduck April 18, 2010