Andrew is a phucktard.
by M Mitchell February 3, 2004
Get the phucktard mug.A person who is not even important enough to be called a "prick". When they are not even a vein on the shaft of a prick, they are a pricktoid.
by becy September 4, 2005
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An extremely long, thick, hard penis that controls its owner so completely, he cannot prevent it from making all his decisions.
The questionnaire was long and boring.
"Have you ever driven more than 300 miles for sex?"
Three hundred miles? John mused to himself. How about three thousand? He'd done that at least a dozen times.
"This test was written by pussies." he murmured.
He finished, at last and turned in his form and #2 pencil to the redhead in the tight black leather skirt. "Thank you." she said, icily, as she slipped the form into the scoring machine, which began whirring softly. It spat out the form and she snatched it up and perused it with steadily increasing wonderment.
"Perfect score... this isn't possible... this... you... " she met John's arrogant stare. His faint smile. Was he for real?
"My god." she said at last.
"What is it like living under a pricktatorship?"
John smiled and tilted his head and sighed.
"Why don't you come home with me and find out for yourself?"
He observed once again, the splendor of the color nature program playing out on her skin. Her cheeks flushed in a riot of bright red, wildfire spreading out across her alabaster orbs as her heart began jackhammering and her eyes dilated.
"OK," she heard herself say.
It was time she did some real research.
"Have you ever driven more than 300 miles for sex?"
Three hundred miles? John mused to himself. How about three thousand? He'd done that at least a dozen times.
"This test was written by pussies." he murmured.
He finished, at last and turned in his form and #2 pencil to the redhead in the tight black leather skirt. "Thank you." she said, icily, as she slipped the form into the scoring machine, which began whirring softly. It spat out the form and she snatched it up and perused it with steadily increasing wonderment.
"Perfect score... this isn't possible... this... you... " she met John's arrogant stare. His faint smile. Was he for real?
"My god." she said at last.
"What is it like living under a pricktatorship?"
John smiled and tilted his head and sighed.
"Why don't you come home with me and find out for yourself?"
He observed once again, the splendor of the color nature program playing out on her skin. Her cheeks flushed in a riot of bright red, wildfire spreading out across her alabaster orbs as her heart began jackhammering and her eyes dilated.
"OK," she heard herself say.
It was time she did some real research.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
Get the pricktator mug.Noun: {trik-tahrd} The conjoining of the words trick and retard; one who attempts a prank or trick on another, but fails miserably by his/her own self-sabotage.
Verb: The act of making a retard out of yourself when an attempted shit trick or prank on another backfires.
Verb: The act of making a retard out of yourself when an attempted shit trick or prank on another backfires.
NOUN: I had no idea what a tricktard Nora was until she actually crazy glued her fingers together when trying to glue Mike's calculator cover on.
VERB: How did I get this scar? - well I tricktarded myself a good one when I prematurely set-off the rat trap in her desk.
VERB: How did I get this scar? - well I tricktarded myself a good one when I prematurely set-off the rat trap in her desk.
by Gil McBrady July 28, 2007
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Get the pickard chest mug.Someone who is physically stumped, Naturally born with undersized genitalia, inability to please woman.
Yeah my girlfriend really like me to we got intimate and she realized I have Pickard. Now she doesn't seem interested as I can not please her.
by Scottey January 13, 2009
Get the Pickard mug.A scale of Tard beyond comprehension of most people (excluding Yanks). On a scale of 1-10 a Pico Tard is an immeasurable number, some scientists predict the number may have a 4 in at one point, although this is mere speculation.
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