pricktator 

Derived from two words:

Dictator meaning:

a person exercising absolute power, esp. a ruler who has absolute, unrestricted control in a government without hereditary succession.

Prick:
Vulgar Slang A person regarded as highly unpleasant, especially a male.

Mary: "Josh was ordering me around like he owned the place."

Hannah: " Yeah, he's such a pricktator."

pricktator by spider333 August 3, 2009

pricktator 

An extremely long, thick, hard penis that controls its owner so completely, he cannot prevent it from making all his decisions.

The questionnaire was long and boring.

"Have you ever driven more than 300 miles for sex?"

Three hundred miles? John mused to himself. How about three thousand? He'd done that at least a dozen times.

"This test was written by pussies." he murmured.

He finished, at last and turned in his form and #2 pencil to the redhead in the tight black leather skirt. "Thank you." she said, icily, as she slipped the form into the scoring machine, which began whirring softly. It spat out the form and she snatched it up and perused it with steadily increasing wonderment.

"Perfect score... this isn't possible... this... you... " she met John's arrogant stare. His faint smile. Was he for real?

"My god." she said at last.

"What is it like living under a pricktatorship?"

John smiled and tilted his head and sighed.

"Why don't you come home with me and find out for yourself?"

He observed once again, the splendor of the color nature program playing out on her skin. Her cheeks flushed in a riot of bright red, wildfire spreading out across her alabaster orbs as her heart began jackhammering and her eyes dilated.

"OK," she heard herself say.

It was time she did some real research.

pricktator by Maxhole June 22, 2009

urban pricktator 

One who pleasures themselves to photos of livestock while reviewing submitted definitions and rejecting good words while publishing such things as "and then I found five dollars". Similar to an Urban Dictator, but far more pricklike.

I've seen like 12 inside jokes on U.D. today alone, yet the words my boy sent in don't get published. The Urban Pricktators must have found some online photos of sheep or something, 'cause they ain't doin' their job.

urban pricktator by myhineyholeitches May 16, 2010

Ricktatorship 

a dictatorship style of leadership, headed by Rick Grimes from AMC's the Walking Dead. Everybody shuts up and listens to Rick.

"Democracy is over-rated, our government should be a Ricktatorship! because Rick Clearly knows what to do!"

Ricktatorship by walkingdeadfan93 August 1, 2012

Ricktator 

A ruler with a dominant & demented way of thinking, who's name is Richard, which is originally derived from King Richard of England.

A ruler that leads in a standardized fashion, who's name is Richard, which is originally derived from King Richard of England.

My Boss at work was a Ricktator. His name was Rick, thought he was a ruler, was very strict, and could be a real prick. Outside of work, he was a hell of a guy.

Ricktator by Punkin Central July 17, 2011

prictator 

a prick and a dictator in the same word
formal pr • ick • tator
1) prick + dictator

Notificated_ is such a prictator!

prictator by PuffleMoshi July 12, 2022

Tricktatorship 

United States current form of government that convinces people that they have a choice over their government when in actuality any politician who reaches high enough status to run for president (or any other high level office) has sold their soul ten times over to get there.

"I can't believe Obama is turning out to be the same as other politicians" said Fred, "he isn't following through on some of the promises he made".

"Dude, it doesn't matter who you elect man or what party...they are all sleaze bags in this tricktatorship. Just remember this the next time there is an election and some other guy is touted as a savior" replied Ralph.

Tricktatorship by archyis June 24, 2009