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persources

The one and only TPR. Known as the Goat, Persources is the all-knowing basketball force that determines who wins and who loses on a daily basis. Doubt him and you will become his strongest supporter, apart of the PNG. He doesn't care about being PC or judged, and he will hand out the truth like the point god does with assists. Persources misses nothing.
Heat fan: dude, why was Persources roasting me so bad when I was wearing my Hassan Whiteside jersey?
PNG: your team sucks, and Whiteside isn't even a top 10 centah
by anonymous January 16, 2018
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Pressure Chamber

The process of putting a not blown up balloon into a girl's vagina then blowing the balloon up in her vagina.
I saw this guy do the Pressure Chamber to this girl
how much pressure can she take!
by randomcrapper March 9, 2011
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Pressure Release Valve

Alternative name for penis, usually used amongst males or as a joke.
Hey Matt you took a long time in the washroom, were you tampering with your release valve or something?

Friend 1:What took you so long to get here?

Friend 2: Sorry, I was stressed after a long day of work and, don't tell anyone but I had to pull my Pressure Release Valve
by LessOffensive September 20, 2009
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prevorce

When a forever couple who are living together and basically (but not legally) married breakup, sparing them both the moral and perhaps social baggage of a future divorce, but not the pain-in-the-ass reality of dividing the pet dog, the flat screen TV and the car loan payments.
It's a shame, Tommy and Gina have been together since high-school...man this prevorce is going to be messy.
by sosaysjoe November 5, 2010
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Casino Pressure

An influence similar to peer pressure, caused by any casino when its sheer magnitude of slots, tables, people gambling, etc induces you to gamble, especially when you had no intention of gambling at that moment. Usually, but not always results in losing money.
After losing $300 the first night playing blackjack, I swore to not gamble for the next day, but a few hours later the casino pressure got to me and I ended up losing another $300.
by Perez de LeBron August 23, 2012
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Human Resources Business Partner

A pompous job title self-servingly contrived by human resource (HR) "professionals" to be applied to themselves, obviously intended to justify the existence and further expansion of the HR function within business organizations. A further objective of this ruse appears to be propagation of the illusion that the HR function possesses a holistic grasp of broader strategic issues facing the organization enabling it to contribute expanded economic value and thereby providing justification for elevated compensation demands for HR staff.

A look at online job advertisements will confirm that the use of this title is spreading faster than a California wildfire, giving credence to the notion that this scheme was recently cooked up in some HR industry association initiative as a way to rebrand HR "professionals" as being more than the administrative paper pushers they, in fact, are.

The absurdity of this inflated moniker is further appreciated when one considers that no other functions appear to have widely implemented similar titles in their functions. For example, one seldom sees job postings for bizarre titles such as "engineering business partner", "sales business partner", or "legal business partner".
Castle: "Hey Russo, what's with that new idiotic title of yours I saw on LinkedIn? Human Resources Business Partner? You've got to be kidding me."

Russo: "Come on Frank, it's a title to reflect the greater value I bring to the business."

Castle: "Jesus, Billy, you and I both know you that you don't know a damn thing about business and that the only reason you’re in HR is because you flunked out of all the other departments."
by Clark F. Kent March 21, 2019
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pressured

A word used by British chavs to mean intimidating opps or disliked people. Similar to peer-pressure but is usually done for intimidation against people when attempting to start beef or escelate a situation.
"Yo brudda word been you seen caught lackin in ends what you saying"
"Nah nah g thats wass trust I aint moving like that"
"You an opp g I seen you lackin myself you calling me a liar yeah?"
"Nah nah nah"
"You sayin I'm lying, disrespecting me yeah?"
"Nah g I aint said nuttin"
"If you think you all bigman come park tommorow in town ya get me"
"I aint trying to beef opps yano"
"You playing your mouth come down park or I'll catch you"
"Nah this is unfair"
"You being pressured g I can see. You're a melt yano that"
"Ok Ok I'll come down then tommorow yeah"
"Ight, Pussy"
by ClappedChav November 30, 2019
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