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preteen

A child between the ages of 9-13.
by Saints October 18, 2003
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Preteen

Someone on the verge of becoming a teen.

Preteen girls are often described as stupid immature sluts with glitter smeared on their faces and High School Musical fanatics, WHEN IN FACT there are many technically preteen girls who find this extremely annoying and judgemental.

SOME preteen girls are actually mature, know grammar and listen to the Cocteau Twins, so before you go blindly judging, think about the preteens that are actually mature, intelligent and find that kind of shit incredibly patronizing and offensive.


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Preteen -

"12-year-old girls are all stupid little wannabe sluts who try to act cool"-

have you ever thought that maybe not all 12-year-old girls are like that?
by Mosacryla March 6, 2009
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Preteen

Honestly, these definitions are really supid, ans here's exactly why:
Literally NOONE tyyyyPPeEs LLlIiiiiKke thhhissSSS

No one who is human watches Hannah Montana (ITS 2018 BIOTCHES)

Mosr preteens dread being a teen
We don't 'smear glitter on our faces' why????

Again, no one likes Justin Bieber or 1 Direction or The Jonas Brothers.
And the stuff about 'not being talented' well my 11 year old bff can do back flips & aerials. Like you can do that.
The only reason I'm acting bratty rn in because im offended.

Retards!? No, no, no :x
And finally, from the examples youve given, you're 100% preteen. Surprise!

Its 2018, learn to GROW UP
Preteens are just like any other normal decent person!
by hihihihihiihihihihiihihi September 23, 2018
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Preteen

A noun (usually) used by pedophiles to describe, preadolescent children.
1. Did you see the ass on that preteen girl?

2. Click here for free preteen "models"!
by loldunno March 11, 2009
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Preteen sex club

A sex club that preteens can join to get together and have sex with each other. Which is so cool because there parents and teachers think preteen are just like they were when they were preteens like fifty years ago and so don't suspect a thing.
He's in a preteen sex club
by The Fury 13 December 9, 2010
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Preteen woman

A human female who is less that thirteen years old. A term used by people in the pedaphile civil rights movement,underaged sex movement and porn scene movement etc. because they need sex as much as older women.
She's a preteen woman.
by The Fury 13 January 17, 2011
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preteen

1) A pre-teen, or an almost teen/almost teenager is a child (primarily female) who is between the ages of 9 and 12 (Although can also include an immature 13 year old). These childern like to pretend they are teenagers and thus, they try to act "cool."
2) A preteen girl is usually obsessed with glitter in all forms, which is then smeared on thier faces, in an attempt to look "cool" or "older." Usually makes them look stupid and/or like child prostitutes.
3) Preteens often latch on to the current trend (thus making it uncool), like iPods.
4) Preteens often travel in groups of 4 - 5, screaming thier heads off at the stupidest things.
1) My nine year old sister considers herself a preteen, and insists on carrying her neon pink purse everywhere.

2) The girl had so much glitter on, I honestly thought she was a hoe!

3) The 10 year old yelled and begged until he got an iPod. She then uploaded her two Backstreet Boys albums, and promptly broke it after listening to "I Want it That Way"

4) The group of preteens screamed uncontroably as one did something stupid.
by Loomis's-Southern-Belle May 11, 2006
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