Piratings

If someone does something awesome and manly they will get "piratings" for it. This is pretty much the same as ratings but only for manly things that a pirate would do

"I'll give you bare piratings if you merc that old lady over there and then rape her with your face.Twice."

by Sinister Sausage May 17, 2006

Parting the Red Sea

Sexual intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating. The stench and copious amount of blood released and accompanied with a woman's period is of little or no consequence to a man who is still willing to have sex with her. The man is usually very horny and/or drunk.

"Even though Sonia was on her period, I wanted to fuck her really bad. I knew that I would be parting the Red Sea if I fucked her liked that. But I'm an interesting guy and when I want something, I get it. So I did it"

"My neighbor is so fucking hot. I'd fuck her even if I had to part her Red Sea."

by R.U. Sirius September 25, 2008

Pirating

1: to illegally download software.

2: to live on the sea and intercept ships, robs them, and hide their treasure.

1: the police friend of bob's dad found thousands of programs obtained by pirating from www.thepiratebay.org.

2: the poor often resorted to pirating in the 13-1400's

by penguin luvr September 26, 2005

praning

Tagalog slang for 'crazy'

Boy1: Pucha! si Leo nakainom ng Sheltox!
Boy2: Ay! NaPRANING!

by dx January 12, 2004

parting the Red Sea

To have vaginal intercourse or oral sex with a woman who is having her period.

I don't care how much you beg, I'm not parting your Red Sea, Moses.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Praying to the alien

To give a blow job. Named because it looks like someone is on their knees with their hands in front of their face, like in church.

Samanthan was praying to the alien when my mom walked in, , not very cool.

by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006

Parting the Red Sea

Having sex with a girl who has her period.

Alex: Dude, be a good wing man and take her down for me!!
Ralph: Saw a tampon in her purse, so she's on the rag dude!!
Alex: Well then you will just be parting the Red Sea!

by RealArif August 28, 2013