PowerPoint Pallor

Ghostly pale skin due to too much time in front of a computer, not enough time outside.

Most commonly seen in junior investment bankers and management consultants. These guys spend all their time creating PowerPoint presentations and rarely get outside during daylight hours.

"Hey, have you seen Alex since he started working at that consulting firm?"

"Yeah, they must be working him night and day - he has the worst case of PowerPoint Pallor I've seen in a long while! He really needs to get some sun."

by jumbelina September 13, 2008

Death by PowerPoint

Overuse of PowerPoint by the U.S. Army in presentations.

Oh my God!! Can you believe Captain Jones gave a PowerPoint presentation on undewater basket-weaving? That was Death by PowerPoint.

by Brain Housing Group June 14, 2010

Powerpoint

To point at an individual with a foam finger

Yes I see that cheerleader on the field, but would you stop with the powerpoint, everyone knows you are gawking.

by Stoolie September 5, 2013

Power poop

When you need to poop in school and have limited time to do so. Typical power poops can last as little as 2 minutes. Power poops originated at MHS in Millbury MA.

Dave- Hey jay i have to go poop really bad, would you like to join me
Jay- Sorry i cant i don't want the teachers to wonder why i was in the bathroom for so long
Dave- Thats fine, we can just power poop!

by Pooping princess December 7, 2009

Powerpointpath

An accelerated career path based on the person’s full-time dedication to the preparation of PowerPoint presentations for executive management. This career path is the result of the symbiotic relationship between the shameless corporate climber and the needy executive who has to pay an ever increasing price for the cranorectal employee to do the work the executive is supposed to do himself.

Matt: Wow, Jonathan got just got his third promotion in one year.
Darryl: Yeah, he is on the Powerpointpath.

by Jomahma July 17, 2007

Powernoobing

Repeatedly using the games most basic/melee weapon in an online multiplayer match, and doing well in the process.

Did you see that guy powernoobing with the sledgehammer in that last match? He was really tearing it up!

by one sided river otter stick June 23, 2009

Powerpoint Filibuster

When a student or multiple students ask questions in order to distract the teacher from changing slides. This allows for students to have more time to be able to take notes on the current slide.

Student 1: "This professor is going so quickly through these slides!"
Student 2: "I'm going to put up my hand and attempt a powerpoint filibuster."
Student 1: "Do it. For the students."

by SuperWelcomeMatt April 9, 2013