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Posititties

Boobs so large you have to get a custom fit bra
Man 1: I heard you hit it with Grace last night
Man 2: Yea bro her tits were so big that bitch had posititties
by alolli8 June 2, 2018
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nelson position

A sex position where a women sits on top of a man with her legs up. The man secures her legs so she can't close them. The women watches her pussy getting fucked and can't do anything about it.
The Nelson position is hot as fuck. Watching a helpless girl watch herself getting fucked! So hot!
by NikkiTay January 15, 2017
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Vegas Positive

When a lady is gambling and drinking in Las Vegas and ends up pregnant
My wife was only in Vegas a week and she's Vegas Positive.
by Power Pickle January 19, 2017
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consensual sex in the missionary position

The most disgusting act one can engage in.
Jesus christ what a sick bastard, I heard he has consensual sex in the missionary position.
by Anonymous101100 December 9, 2008
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Fecal Position

Sitting on the throne, but tightly coiled while in the grip of sweaty, white-knuckled intestinal distress.
Judd: How was your weekend?

Dirk: Oh dude, you don't wanna know. I went to a stag Friday night and I think the sausage in the sausage and peppers wasn't cooked all the way through. Spent most of the rest of the weekend in the fecal position.

Judd: You're right, I didn't want to know.
by Placenta Bob February 19, 2010
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PositiveBalance

A former Sherdog.net forum moderator with over 30,000 post. Recently he was De-modded because of his obsession with UFC fighter BJ Penn. Positive Balance would ban anyone who would talk about BJ penn, good or bad.

Recently BJ Penn Lost his second fight in a row and PositiveBalance went insane and insulted other forum members which resulted in the funniest BAN ever on sherdog

Other terms that describe him are troll, clown, Nuthugger. All around general douchebag.
PositiveBalance
by TJ Denn August 31, 2010
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Positive Male Role Model

A man who shares wisdom as a mentor to others who need guidance.
Without having a positive male role model, people will seek validation from powerful male figures throughout their lives and never know why.
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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