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Portugal. The Man

An indie-turned-mainstream rock band that insists on having “The Man” in their name due to being mistaken for the sound of a woman in nearly every song.
Person 1: “Hey, this song is pretty catchy! Who is she?”
Person 2: *laughs* “No, no, no, it’s Portugal. The Man.”
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Portugal

where you can find the most gorgeous guys in all europe. the best surfers and skaters (and the best good looking ones!)
portugal tottaly ROCKS
by gOx March 23, 2005
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Portugal

The oldest country in Europe. The european country with most hours of sunlight per annum. The least polluted country in europe. The only country in Europe to have never been conquered by another country. The country that invented globalisation. One of the richest countries in the world in terms of reserves. The biggest country in Europe if you consider maritime size. The first country to spread it's language to countries in another continent. Some actually say that spanish derived from portuguese. A country where almost all citizens can speak english. A country that rather pretend to be stupid and be smart than to pretend to be smart and actually be stupid. Portugal and England have the oldest alliance between two countries to date. A country that practically owned half of the world through the treaty of tordesillas. A country with one of the most vast and tasty culinary in the world. A country with one of the most healthiest climate on earth. A country with only 10 million people but have thrown recently to the world some of the best football players and coaches. A country that planted their own language to countries in all continents. Portugal has the best surfing wave in Europe 'Supertubos'. The country where Christopher Columbus spend all his life and studied (some believe he was actually portuguese). The country that is in the centre of the world map.
If you would like to know more about WORLD history, look up 'PORTUGAL'
by SirJoe76 August 18, 2013
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Portugal

The place where I am proud to say, my very first ancestors came from. I am proud to say that my acient history is Portuguese. I first came from Portugal a long time ago. I am proud to be Portuguese! If you are Irish or Scottish, you are Ibeaian. That is why I am Portuguese. If you are Irish or Scottish, you are either Spanish, or Portuguese, or even both! So, I am going to say this to all of the Irish and Scottish people. Listen now. You are special people. you all came from Portugal and Spain and you should be proud! You are all Portuguese. And Spanish, of course. I am proud to have originated in Portugal.
Hi, I am Irish. Wow, thats cool! Did you know that that would make you Portuguese? Cool, huh! Btw, I am not making this up. I saw this on Wikipedia, and the Washington post. All the Irish and the Scotts are from Portugal. Or Spain.
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St Julian’s School Portugal

A private school in Lisbon, Portugal made for the ultra rich. Everyone there acts like an angel to their parents but gets in an alcoholic coma every weekend or overdoses on drugs. The guys will cheat on you and the girls will give you head. Lovely place where becoming an Alumni is the goal.
Those kids from St Julian’s School Portugal only fuck up but manage to maintain an IB score higher than 40 at the same time.
by icantwaittograduate November 10, 2020
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Portugal is in Spain

Portugal is in Spain not many people believe this but it’s true
Jeff: hey where is Portugal

Bob: in Spain Portugal is in Spain
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Portgland

Portgland is the slang name for Portland, Oregon where you'll find a variety of people that have glandular disorders.
First it's Jim with his Thyroid, then his first kid is a Type 1 diabetic and now his second kid has hypopituitarism, they need to move to Portgland.
by Torbert May 30, 2021
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