by unkkle buckk September 5, 2006
Get the rib pontoons mug.Portoon (pour-toon / pore-tune)
In general, emphasis should be placed on the correct usage of "portoon" rather than the definition, therefore, it can be thought of as an explicative
Using the term with varying quantities of the letter "o" can serve to emphasize the amount of "portooning" taking place.
One can "portoon for" something, while "portooooooning for" something has different connotation.
Adjectives may be placed in front of or after "portoon", the most notable being "heavy"
When used this way, one can engage in "heavy portooning", without attaching the article "for".
One can also "portoon heavy for" something.
Combining "heavy" with varying quantities of "o"s results in an entirely different meaning altogether.
While "to portoon for" is sometimes used, the preposition "to" does not indicate that "portoon" is a verb.
In general, emphasis should be placed on the correct usage of "portoon" rather than the definition, therefore, it can be thought of as an explicative
Using the term with varying quantities of the letter "o" can serve to emphasize the amount of "portooning" taking place.
One can "portoon for" something, while "portooooooning for" something has different connotation.
Adjectives may be placed in front of or after "portoon", the most notable being "heavy"
When used this way, one can engage in "heavy portooning", without attaching the article "for".
One can also "portoon heavy for" something.
Combining "heavy" with varying quantities of "o"s results in an entirely different meaning altogether.
While "to portoon for" is sometimes used, the preposition "to" does not indicate that "portoon" is a verb.
Example #1
Richie: *says nothing*
Vic: "I'm over here portoooooning for heavy rocket dick..."
Richie: *stares at vic*
Example #2
Mosey: *trying to figure out how to use the word "portoon"*
Vic: "GATANKSSSS SPAN!!!"
Mosey: *eats another wing*
Example #3
Vic: "I like slimy donkey dick!"
Richie: *says nothing*
Vic: "I'm over here portoooooning for heavy rocket dick..."
Richie: *stares at vic*
Example #2
Mosey: *trying to figure out how to use the word "portoon"*
Vic: "GATANKSSSS SPAN!!!"
Mosey: *eats another wing*
Example #3
Vic: "I like slimy donkey dick!"
by samboosak November 5, 2019
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noun
The thrusting of one's tongue in a matter not unlike what can be seen in typical pornography. The tongue is stiffened and is used quite excessively and with no rhyme or reason. Sometimes the head of the giver may move back and forth or up and down to accentuate the "passion." Rarer still is the little-known but not completely unseen circular pivot. Generally the person providing is extremely into the act, while the receiver is absolutely disgusted.
There are some cases in which a person who is an otherwise excellent kisser will get too caught up in the moment during sex and suddenly slip their partner the porntongue. This just plain sucks.
The thrusting of one's tongue in a matter not unlike what can be seen in typical pornography. The tongue is stiffened and is used quite excessively and with no rhyme or reason. Sometimes the head of the giver may move back and forth or up and down to accentuate the "passion." Rarer still is the little-known but not completely unseen circular pivot. Generally the person providing is extremely into the act, while the receiver is absolutely disgusted.
There are some cases in which a person who is an otherwise excellent kisser will get too caught up in the moment during sex and suddenly slip their partner the porntongue. This just plain sucks.
"Man, she slipped me the porntongue yesterday and I malfunctioned."
"Listen John, your porntongue is disgusting and I am leaving you."
"Listen John, your porntongue is disgusting and I am leaving you."
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