hood ornament

a girl's clit ring

Hey Ashley let me see your hood ornament.

by jeff caton August 19, 2003

St. Louis Hood Ornament

Taking a shit on the hood of someones car, leaving them a hood ornament out of your poo.

Originated in the suburbs of St. Louis MO in St. Peters.

My neighbor blocked my driveway again so I left him a St. Louis Hood Ornament

by Stinger_Defecation February 26, 2010

Bornament

"A Christmas ornament that you get when you are born"

"Alisa's parents don't care much about Christmas... she doesn't even have a bornament."

"Randi is adopted, therefore her 'parents' have nothing with which to make her bornament."

alternatively: "All the children hang their bornaments on the tree on Christmas eve"

by Randazz and Baumdizzle November 27, 2009

pornagenic

Sleezy, extra sexy time, when something is said seductively.

Matt read the lyrics to White Snake's Slide it in very pornagenicly, it was creepy.

by Anonymous7373 March 27, 2015

toilet ornament

Slang for shit/human waste.

Who laid this toilet ornament and didn't flush?

by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

urban ornaments

Using trash to decorate the "hood" as if it were Christmas ornaments.

1. When my sneakers were worn out I threw them over the telephone lines with the rest of the urban ornaments.

2. Moms used my idea of takin my old tires and makin urban ornament flower pots.

by muffinman514 April 28, 2009

butt ornament

the left over tissue stuck one's butt after covering the toliet seat with tissue(toilet mummy).

I walked out of the bathroom with butt ornaments hanging out my pants.

I went to take a shit and my toilet mummy left me with butt ornaments.

by jody the super trooper March 8, 2010