Porno

A film about when two or more people love each other very much and like to touch each other in lots of different ways.

"My friend Janice and her two lovers love each other so much, they made a porno together!"

by CinnamonSnorter February 7, 2022

Porno

(Short for Pornography) Media of Nude people fucking. That's literally it. You can't take this down Urban, It's true.
It's also what 69.69% of UD Definitions are. Especially in This category.

A: Pornos are hot.
B: well Duh. They're designed to be.

by Urban Non-Fictionary March 15, 2026

Porno

To do great harm to someone psychologically

What onaway Michigan does to people is porno

by Oral Anul November 29, 2025

Porno mood swing

After shooting your wad to porn, you quickly switch from a horny mood to a disgusted mood.

Porno mood swing:

(Watching porn) Oh yeah! Give it to her! Yeah let me see that tight ass! (Ejaculates) What the fuck am I watching? Don't treat her like that. She's somebody's daughter. Go get a real job you sleazy a-hole!

by rogerthewhale January 9, 2013

Porno music slash comment time

What me and your mother do each night while reading through your comments.

Speaking of sucking, it's porno music slash comment time...

by Natalie Tran August 22, 2011

porno budget

being low on money/ being broke. Originally used to describe shitty movies that have the same budget and production values of pornos without any actual full frontal nudity, it is also used in everyday situations when someone is strapped for cash.

dude 1: you want to hit some bars

dude 2: naw man i'm on a porno budget

dude 1: you broke as fuck sucka

by nalimoNIPPOn October 5, 2009

porno shoes

similar to fuck me boots, porno shoes are shoes that women wear, typically worn by women in porno flicks. They're usually high-heeled stiletto shoes, or slutty looking platform shoes, or a hybrid of both. Said shoes can be worn anywhere, and can be compounded with short skirts or tight pants/shorts to further convey the 'i want some' signal.

- don't wear those porno shoes to church, all the old ladies are gonna be whispering about you behind your back.

- damn, look at those shoes she has on. Total porno shoes.

by Tengu May 23, 2007