European Popsicle

When a male wraps a ice pack around his penis for 10 minutes, fucks a girl in the ass, then has the girl suck his penis.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a European popsicle last night!

by Sunshine 69 April 8, 2009

Purple Popsicle Syndrome

Getting beaten so hard, circulation is cut off in ones schlong

Colin: Bad day bro.
Lucas: Why?
Colin: I got Purple Popsicle Syndrome from your mom

by Derp McMuff March 28, 2015

Let's blow this popsicle stand

How about we leave this establishment as soon as possible.

It's 5 o'clock! We're done work let's blow this popsicle stand.

by MonicaCHarvey August 28, 2006

Popsicle

When it's so cold out that you get frostbite on your penis.

"Hey tom, last night I was masturbating outside and I got a popsicle."

by Kkk with one black guy January 13, 2017

messy popsicle

When you stick your cock down a bitches throat as far as you can, and blow your load down her throat. Usually the partner will gag fiercely and splooge will run down her face like someone eating a messy popsicle.

Yo, I gave that twat waffle a messy popsicle.

by codeez-nutz January 18, 2007

Popsicle Stand

n. (päp-"si-k&l 'stand)

Etomology: Combination of The n. "Popsicle," which is itself a fanciful name copyrighted in the U.S. in 1923, with the n. "Stand" which is derived from the masculine Old English st{ohook}nd; Stand lends itself to combinations in High German and may suggest the ease with which that function took a role in the English.

Of or relating to any place that a person or persons want to leave quickly. Often expressing an irritability with the place or objects / persons assocaited with that place, though not always. Almost exclusively assocaited as a subject in the phrase: 'Let's Blow this p. s.'

We've been waiting in this line for an hour, let's blow this popsicle stand!

by A.T. Bench September 1, 2006

butthole Popsicle

A butthole popsicle is made when you put an ice cube halfway up your rectum and wait until it melts into a round shape from the heat of your anus, then you can eat it or give it to your significant other.

My boyfriend wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so he made me a butthole popsicle

by zonedefbro May 30, 2016