tile polisher

21st century version of a carpet muncher. Woman who performs oral sex on another woman with no hair or "carpet".

Leslie went to the lesbian bar to munch some carpet. Only to find there is only tile to polish. She has found being a tile polisher is much better.

by NotMexican702 July 28, 2017

The Poland Polisher

When you ejaculate on a bald head and use your discharge as polish.

I use The Poland Polisher on my dad to keep him looking clean.

by RandomUser03737 June 4, 2021

linoleum polisher

Like carpet muncher, except with a girl that shaves.

Guy 1: I think she's a carpet muncher.
Guy 2: Well... I've heard (Girl 1) shaves, so technically is (Girl 2) a carpet muncher?
Guy 1: ...Well I guess that makes her a linoleum polisher!

by illEATurHARTout May 24, 2005

bell polisher

A beasel hound, girl chaser, wolf, or Lothario, who likes to lionger in the vestibule necking with his girl at one AM. This phrase refers to the occasional accident, wherin the girl is pushed against the intercom box, and rings the bells in several apartments, rousung the occupants.

Listen to your father and stay away from that bell polisher. Last Saturday you woke up the whole building!

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

anal polisher

one who enjoys and excels in, when it comes to licking ass.

Holy hell, my girlfirend's tongue did a number on my ass. she's a fucking anal polisher.

by F_O November 10, 2008

popliteal

The back of the knee. Analogous to the krelbow.

Hot Jenny can crack a nut with her popliteal.

by ColdFusion November 4, 2004

politerate

1. Informed on, and conversationally fluent in current events and decision-making processes.
2. Used to describe an aware, non-aligned individual who remains engaged while eschewing hysteria; usually of the Millennial generation.

I always discuss the news with Jay Z because he is so politerate.

by jeffersontroll September 7, 2015