Popcorn Muscles

A term referring to a particular kind of showy muscular physique that conveys a fallacious impression of physical strength or toughness with regard to its bearer; muscles that are "just for show."

Brandon Marshall: "(Joey Porter) is one of those guys who all of those muscles are popcorn muscles. He's soft."
Joey "Peezy" Porter: "Nope (I don't know what popcorn muscles are). I know Orville Redenbacher. I know popcorn."

by wakka_wakka March 22, 2009

popcorn pimp

1) A wannabe pimp
2) A pimp with maybe one or two in his stable. Makes a crummy living.

There are too many popcorn pimps on my block.

by Vyxen November 23, 2004

Popcorn

Popcorn is a seed with a little man on the inside. When it is heated, the little man on the inside gets mad. Very mad! So mad that he bursts! Which results in the poped corn. However, this isn't the end of it. Popcorn always gets revenge on its murderer by clinging on to the back on your throat when you eat it. This results in an itchy awful sensation on the back of your throat.

Man! That popcorn was good... but mad!

by Mr. G. G. Ginger February 21, 2020

happy popcorn

This is a sick invention created by some dude in an ecstasy lab who put ecstasy-induced butter on popcorn. Popcorn covered with this deliciously arousing condiment is called happy popcorn.

Dude, bro. Is this happy popcorn? cuz this bowl feels soooo goooood...

by Confucious Raptor December 21, 2008

popcorn movie

a summer action flick, not monumental, a good waste of time

Van Helsing was such a popcorn movie.

by Mandy May 21, 2004

popcorn feet

When your feet smell like the heavy butter put atop popcorn . Usually caused by sweat ,new shocks and old shoes. Not to be mistaken for popcorn foot.

Are you making a bag of extra movie butter popcorn ,or do you have popcorn feet.

Don't take off your shoes, last time you had popcorn feet!

by Myco-BADFISH- December 27, 2007

Popcornin

The act of crawling around on your hands and knees on the floor, while searching for any (possibly) spilled bits of crystal methamphetamine

Terrance spent the last half hour in his bedroom on his hands and knees, popcornin for the shards of crystal meth he accidentally spilled while filling a bowl

by Arekhon October 19, 2021