poofin’

farting

All that hot air I swallowed got me poofin’.

by dan.thedongle February 15, 2019

Pooping with the door open

An act of complete and utter superiority, usually preformed by the bravest people and Alphas.

Guy 1: Aw man, Jason is pooping with the door open again
Guy 2: What a fucking god

by ToteYote November 16, 2020

winnie the poohing it

Wearing only a shirt and no pants.

For example medical doctor visits requiring you to "take everything off from the waist down."

"How did your doctor visit go?"
"Well I felt a little weird just sitting there Winnie the poohing it!"

by Dblfun3 March 29, 2017

Pooping

The number one way any man can get out of doing any household chore.

"Honey can you do the dishes?"
"I can't sweetheart! I'm pooping!"

by TheDude5196 December 15, 2009

poopinal

The act of pooping into a urinal.

Bob got so drunk he did a poopinal in the urinal.

by meowlnir May 11, 2018

scooping what I'm pooping

When someone understands what you are trying to tell them.

Do you understand what i'm saying? Are you scooping what I'm pooping?

Man, he just doesn't get it. He's not scooping what I'm pooping.

by kusodekai_bcs April 20, 2010

Winnie the Pooping

When you poop with nothing but a t-shirt on

When you need full movement of your legs for an aggressive shit you’ll find yourself Winnie the Pooping

by DummDumm October 29, 2020