poogash

1. arsecunt.

2. a girl who wipes back to front.

3. a legendary word created by nafe, joe, char and james.

1. 'fuck off you poogash.'

2. 'eurgh you wipe wrong, you're getting poo all in your gash.'

3. 'what's another word for arsecunt? erm, poogash?'

by joeandchar. October 11, 2009

pootastrophe

poo·tas·tro·phe   poo-tas-truh-fee
noun
1.
a sudden and widespread disaster usually involving fecal matter: the pootastrophe of war.
2.
any misfortune, mishap, or failure; fiasco: The play was so poor our whole evening was a complete pootastrophe.
3.
a final event or conclusion, usually an unfortunate one; a disastrous end: the great 1831 pootastrophe of the Old South at Appomattox.

You: "Oh man...if I eat this entire bag of Sour Patch Kids...I'm gonna have a pootastrophe!"

Your Friend: "Then DON'T eat them all! You JACKWAGON!"

by UNCoNeCTD October 21, 2012

pootrash

Pootrash is what you refer to when you fart too hard and it gIves you a rash in your buttcrack.

Aww man, do you have some ointment, my pootrash is itching again.

by Friedgreenhoslaya May 27, 2016

poocash

Easy money

"dude you won the lottery, you got the numbers"!!!

"woohoo, poocash for me"!!

by tebelitsa June 22, 2020

poostashe

similar to a dirty sanchez, only the recipient does not know they have been given one.

Hey, check out your neighbour neil. He has poo on his top lip. He looks as though he doesn't even realise.. I wont be lending sugar to him anymore.

by kazoo and kasoo November 24, 2004

Putah (Pootah)

Putah or Pootah is the dry, crusty, brown stuff you find in the morning after you don't wipe very well the night before, located on the gooch or the butthole regions.

Chase is in to the kinky he enjoys it when his fishes like the putah (pootah)
off of his gooch.

by Poon Chaser June 19, 2008

Pooptash

To put your finger up your arse and wipe it underneath someone's nose (the moustache area).

Heather gave Amy a nice, thick pooptash as she slept.

by SexMeUp January 1, 2007