poon tang prince

One of the upper ranks in terms of pulling ass. Many have held this accolade, including Ashton Kootchmaster, Hugh Heffner, and Brad Fox.

I need to learn how to score from a poon tang prince.

by GG January 24, 2004

poon tang poisoning

A disease that you contract sexually; like AIDS HIV

Yo man that hoe gave me that poon tang poisoning

by mrkdon8 December 29, 2013

poon tang burger

the act of a woman putting a burger in her poon while two men ejaculate onto the burger acting as condiments, they then eat this burger out of said poon.

Yo dude, I'm hungry, lets hit up my bitch see if she's down for a poon tang burger.

by darnzymoto July 23, 2009

Pantene Poon-tang

When in anticipation of very desirable oral sex you go to the extra trouble of using a small dollop of shampoo between your legs.
Thereby leaving your pubic hair,,shiny,lustrous, and dare i say manageable?

With a nice evening of tasty paste planned at a very cute bistro, I felt it only appropriate to include some Pantene Poon-tang on the menu..

by DaynaS March 30, 2008

wang dang sweet poon tang

some really sweet poon tang that you really want to shove your wang dang in

Tom- I saw michelle last night she looked so good!
Connor - did you shove your wang dang in her poon tang?
Tom- nahh didn't have the penis to sniff gooch nugget sniff?!?! :D

- Tom & Connor

wang dang sweet poon tang smells like gooch cheese

by Eclipsify November 23, 2013

The Poon Tang Cruiser

A PT Cruiser driven by a man who gets a lot of action

That guy gets so much action, they call his car the Poon Tang Cruiser.

by Scott St. Cloud March 26, 2008

flabba poon tang

something a ranga said

tell nat i say flabba poon tang

by anonymous February 11, 2021