Poon

A McDonald’s phrase for when people order nuggets stands for people order our nuggets

Damn Jared we just took a forty poon

by RealBigRed February 14, 2019

Poon

A jerk, putz or schmuck, but literally a smelly unwashed vagina.

Damn that guy is a real poon. Look at him riding his bike on the sidewalk and he almost ran over that little girl. Such a poon why can't he ride it on the street with the cars like a real man?

by bug_jones July 30, 2010

Poon

Poon: Someone who is a poon, is someone that likes to get pooned. To be pooned is to be drunk and out of control. More info at www.poonroom.com

You are such a poon! You have been pooned everyday this week.

by Steve October 31, 2004

Poon

Verb

To utterly own something, someone. The point of no return, a level up from pwn.

Past Tense: Poon'd
Future Tense: I will poon

The chain of ownage:
Poon > Pwn > Own

Person1: Hey man whats up?
Person2: You fucking faggot get the fuck out and die.
Person1: Insecure much?
Person2: ...
Person1: Poon'd!

by Jake ARE March 17, 2007

Poon

A vagina. Also called a pussy.

"Poon flows like a river ...once a month."

by Blitzfisch October 13, 2003

Poon

the word 'Poon' means to Suck farts out of dead seagulls,
along the beach.

That man is a Poon

by [J@Y] August 8, 2008

Poon

A man/male whom is so desperate for love of the opposite sex licks ladies' bike seats.

You are so desperate, you poon!

by [Judge] February 8, 2003