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Poomerang

POO-merr-ang. Noun. Primarily used in corporate office environments involving the distribution of poo. Not to be confused with poo that rolls uphill or downhill, the poomerang is poo that is sent but inevitably returns at much higher velocity to its original vendor.
Nathan: "Why are these servers so messed up. The person who put these in must have been really dumb!!!"

Rick: "Uh, dude. You're the one who put them in, and built them wrong. Now go fix it. Poomerang, man."
by KJ275 August 7, 2012
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poomerang

After you have a bowel movement, and you think everything has gone down, one little piece of poo will come floating back into the bowl. Since it has come back, it is a poo-merang.
In an Australian accent, "Krikey, I thought I was done, but I gotta flush again. I got a poomerang".
by David L. Brown March 29, 2008
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Poom Pooms

It was a hot day, so she decided to wear her poom pooms instead of her jeans.

She should not be wearing those poom pooms with all that cellulite!
by kikikia May 25, 2006
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Pommes

Ich mochte Pommes.
by emmurleigh June 26, 2008
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Pooies

Pooies is a nickname for ugly ass niggas usually named Julian. He has a scuffed beard and looks like a turd. His chode has to be the tiniest thing on this planet, and he has been rejected by every girl he has had a crush on. Try not to cross paths with such an ugly creature because it will leave you traumatized. There is one good thing about Pooies though. His sister is hot as fuck.

Personal Record: 0/5
Pooies: Hi are you Emily?
Emily: yes
Pooies: Hi
*Awkward posture and silence*
by FatChodeJulian February 1, 2019
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poosession

An instance where a large, dark entity (poop) takes control of and wreaks havoc upon the body and life of those that house said force. It is extremely dangerous for the entity to remain within the body and needs to be removed before internal damage can occur. Often accompanied by altered personality, manic behavior, sweating, and supernatural odors.
My girlfriend thought I was behaving violently and felt it necessary to contact a priest for an exorcism, but it turned out to be a poosession .
by dudecat June 18, 2014
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poomer

I just love girls with poomers!
by Anonymous February 8, 2003
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