Poontang Patrol

When a male is well-dressed, appearing to be on patrol for poontang.

Damn, look at him all dressed up with his chain and polo. Motherfucker's on poontang patrol.

by Handyman1989 November 20, 2009

poontanger

A guy who goes around smelling the tangy scent left on a girls bicycle seat by their sweaty smelly poons. Exercise bike seats are their favourites. Warm fresh seats are preferred.

Phil : " Hey Dave, why is Steve always hanging around
the bike racks" ?

Dave : " He's waiting for chicks to arrive so he can take
a whiff of their bike seats, the dirty poontanger ."

by Good ol Dave December 14, 2008

pooptang

def 1: a girl with a such a dirty pussy, it leaves your cock smelling like ass

def 2: going from the ass to the pussy without wiping it clean...often leading to a yeast infection

ex 1: dude, all that's left in this bar is pooptang, but i ain't goin home alone

ex 2: dude, if you ain't gettin a lil pooptang, you ain't livin right! that said, bitch better bathe before i go back fo mo

by pooptang wrangler July 18, 2014

Poontang

Cunt, snatch, whisker biscuit, cooter, bearded clam, fur buger, sideways smile, Tina Risner, furry taco, slit, pussy.

I lover the poontang

by Steve Schmidt March 13, 2003

POONTANGER

A dude that goes around smelling the tangy scent of a sweaty poon left on a girls bike seat.

Phil : Why is Steve always hanging around the bike
racks?

Dave: Because he likes to cop the tangy whiff of poon left on the
girls bike seats, the dirty POONTANGER!

by D.P.K. June 18, 2008

poontang

A woman's vagina, pussy, crotch, giney.

Get that penis out of my poontang!

by Mia April 6, 2005

Poontang Punch

When you're sitting down and that bitch standing next to you is just pissing you off so much, you just gotta punch her in the Poontang. Similar to Cunt Punt.

Sally: "Jeff! you've been playing Halo for hours! Spend some more time with me."
Jeff: "Wait, I have to finish this match!"
Sally: "No! Please just turn it off!"
Jeff: *Poontang Punch*

by Quesodude April 2, 2009