poostink

The vile stench of shit, as described by young children.

There was poostink in the car for weeks.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2020

Pooping

A sacred time for a man. A time where a man can contemplate his day while excreting his waste. A man does all his critical thinking whilst pooping. A man often goes to the bathroom and poops when something needs deep thought. It is believed that if a man could poop for long enough, he could solve world hunger, poverty, and possibly discover the cure for AIDS. This magic time is referred to by many names such as, Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, dropping a log, dropping a stink pickle, and releasing the brown hostage.

Friend One: Bill is still pooping, what's going on?
Friend Two: He's trying to solve Da Vinci's Code, give him a break.

by Big Eve January 12, 2016

Poopin whoopin

Originates from "coomin stoolin" wich is a slang word for stealing a cows powder. First mentioned in Diction*arium, a jackbox Game.
Mostly used in German Urban regions

Person 1: Ayo, did you see Clim poopin whoopin yesterday?
Person 2: Yes! He surely is the coomin stoolinh guy.
Person 3: 🥶

by DerEchtePhilosHelmWilhelm February 15, 2022

TV Pooling

A group of people from different households getting together to watch a TV show of their common interest. These groups would typically include working males that 'pool' a TV set to watch a cricket/baseball/rugby/etc. match while their wives are busy watching their soap operas at their homes.

Danny: Hey what time is the soccer coming at?
Leroy: 6:00 on ESPN
Danny: Hell! That's Dinah's Grey's Anatomy time....!
Leroy: Relax! I'll pool my TV in. TV Pooling at my place!!!!
Danny: You're a lifesaver, man. I'll get the beers!

by killerdove October 5, 2011

Plooting

Disposing of looted goods in bodies of water.

He looted all night long, but when he came to his senses in the morning he began to feel bad, so instead of returning the loot he started plooting the river instead by throwing it all in.

by Terrafirmick December 21, 2012

Poteen / Poitín / Potcheen

Poteen / Poitín / (pronounced) Potcheen
is a traditional Irish distilled, highly alcoholic beverage. Traditionally distilled from potatoes, it is among the strongest alcoholic beverages in the world, and for centuries was classified as illegal or moonshine in Ireland.

Think you can handle Poitín... ?
Don't drink Poitín if you're a light weight, it'll probably kill you!
Poteen / Poitín / Potcheen

by doll.baby January 5, 2009

Fart Pooling

Either when a single person holds in multiple farts and one time, and decides to release. Or when multiple people hold in a fart and release.

"Man, it smells like shit when you fart pool, go one at a time from now on."

"Okay, Seriously guys, who farted? If all of you guys are fart pooling, get the fuck out!"

by XoutcastX February 17, 2010