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Furtive Polar Bear 

A fiendish polar bear with a minigun that shoots out flaming kittens. Beware, he will steal your food.

In Tales of the Blode on rathergood.com, he was a prime antagonist.

Stinging Polar Bear 

When one ejaculates sperm onto their hand and slaps another, it ends up a sticky mess with someone mad.
Sometimes i want to give his girlfriend a stinging polar bear.

I was walking down the street when some ass hole gave me a stinging polar bear.
Stinging Polar Bear by Patman88 December 10, 2009

polar bear hunting 

A gang activity in which someone attacks a white victim, chosen at random. It may or may not be a rite of initiation, or it may be a way to terrorize white people and drive them out of gang-occupied neighborhoods. Attacks are often serious and sometimes deadly.
Yo Dreymar, time to do some polar bear hunting. Gotta let em know whose streets these is.
polar bear hunting by tp217 December 21, 2021

polar bear head 

It is the type of fellatio from somebody with cold hands, and lots of teeth.
Person 1: Hey dude, how was head from Jenny?
Person 2: Damn man she puts out but gave some horrible polar bear head.
Person 1: Das it mane
polar bear head by DAEnarwhalbacon February 22, 2014

Polar Bear Bags 

The reusable shopping bags that you can now purchase at grocery stores, instead of using paper or plastic... in hopes that they will decrease global warming, and in effect, save the polar bears.
"Mom, how much did you spend on those Polar Bear Bags?"
Polar Bear Bags by ChristieD June 27, 2008

Polar bear defense

When your getting mauled be a polar bear and you only have once option left. Stick your finger or fingers or fist is his anal cavity. This could result in three outcomes. 1- the polar bear doesn't like it and thinks your gay so he runs away. 2- the polar bear does like it so backs up to u and gives u the option to fuck him or die. You fuck him he let's u free. 3- he doesn't like or is offended by it and kills you on the spot. Which isn't all that bad cuz if you make him more mad he will kill you faster instead of dragging it out.
A man who had heard of Polar bear defense jumped in the polar bear pit and the zoo to swim with the polar bears and they weren't happy. He used polar bear defense and the polar bear let him fuck him Now he is a star on pornhub.