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pumpernickel 

a word to express anything supa-dupa-fly, bombastic, bomb-biggity, or boom-diggs. Also used to describe bomb chronic
eh yaw, that shit is SOOO pumpernickel. (alternate slang = "pump-nicks" or "tha pumps")
pumpernickel by Pumpernickel Posse November 18, 2003

Pumpernickel 

Is the safe word yelled out to warn people that pornographic material is being watched and enjoyed in the room/area they are about to enter.
As Samantha came down the stairs to the living room, Ryan yelled 'Pumpernickel' so she was not shocked by the alien orgy currently on the TV.
Pumpernickel by J.T.T.B6976 June 12, 2015

Pumperdickel 

When you pump your dick with air while eating pumpernickel.
Dude! You gotta try pumperdickel! It's a great experience!
Pumperdickel by Reggiebanana September 11, 2016

pumpernickel pump-off 

Pumping off using two warm slices of buttered pumpernickel bread.
"Dude, I was in the bakery yesterday, and I had the best pumpernickel pump-off ever!"

"Just got home from the grocery store with my girl. You guys know what time it is? It's time for a pumpernickel pump-off!"

"Spending the night alone...guess it's time to make a pumpernickel pump-off."

Pumpernickeled 

Yo! You seen Big Bobby Brown get rocked in his teeth?

Yea bruh, Jameel pumpernickeled that man!
Pumpernickeled by PorkNPussy October 2, 2016

Pumpernickel Finger-Gun 

A Pumpernickel Finger-Gun is a sexual act that involves anal sex and fingering. It commonly occurs when a Male and Female are having Anal Sex and the Males penis gets stuck in the Females sphincter.

Then, the Male has to use his fingers to get his penis out of the Females sphincter, which causes the Female to release her bowel contents all over the Males finger.

It is a very messy process.
"Bro, I was fucking Stacey last night and we had to do the old Pumpernickel Finger-Gun!"
"Go... Go wash your hands, David."