plum satchel

balls, nut sack, etc.

Tom got kicked in his plum satchel.

by fizzbuzz45 July 10, 2010

Poking the Purple Plum

To finger massage the male Prostate through the anus. Also referred to as Prostate Milking. Performed as a stand alone act or may be accompanied by the performance of fellatio.

While performing oral sex and slobbing on Carl's knob, his girl friend decided to enhance the experience and starting Poking the Purple Plum. Carl squirmed up until the second knuckle passed through his pucker knot thereafter, he enjoyed a good old fashioned milking of his prostate.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2015

Rusty Plumber

When a guy comes back from the gym all grimy and sweaty, and makes his boyfriend go to work on his (sexual) plumbing while wearing the plumber jeans that show off the top of his ass crack. Usually, but not always, a handjob.

Dan: Wanna go out tonight?

Nas: Nah, I just don't think I can respect you anymore, since you gave me that rusty plumber earlier.

Joe: You guys are so gay.

by marbury986 September 26, 2009

Ypsilanti Plume

Named after the city adjacent to Ann Arbor, Michigan. An Ypsilanti Plume is when a prostitute farts blood on to your chest.

Hey honey, I'll give you $120 for a blumpkin and an Ypsilanti Plume.

by Ted Cactus December 30, 2008

Plum Gay

Plum is a gay boi

You a Plum Gay

by PlumUltraGay June 2, 2018

undead plum

undead plum: A plum that has yet to be completely decomposed, yet not quite ripe with the urge to be cannibalistic towards other fruits.

I wish that undead plum would stop trying to eat all my fruits.

by A word that needs to be accept December 26, 2010

plummet

to fall from a high level or position

Prices have plummeted.

by English_dictionary January 5, 2013