da plopster

It is da master if u pick a fight with dat Ting then u will die innit fam he knows all he can do anyting but no one can be like him becuz da plopster is me

Asznee:Yooooooo! da plopster is in town!
Big shaq: yooo that legend?
Asznee:ye
Big shaq:sik fam he more famous that me and u combined

by Da plopster March 11, 2018

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Looping Plopper

Defined as a field goal in basketball in which the shot follows a "loopy" trajectory, characerized by a high arc and punctuated by the incidence of the ball hitting the rim or the backboard in a fashion which is seen as lucky or heavily reliant on chance. The term plopper is derived from the fact that the ball "plops" in, meaning it drops into the basket in an unconventional way. Al Horford regularly relies on looping ploppers.

"Al Horford with a looping plopper. See Chuck, he's been doing that all season long"

by Ripper Jay April 23, 2008

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Chopper Plopper

This is when someone is hovering over the toilet taking a healthy one and it comes out like tasty freeze ice cream.

I was taking a shit, had to hover over the toilet to finish my Chopper Plopper.

by crickity April 1, 2010

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Ploppery

A way of describing the lavatory, purely as a place to shit.

Just going for a gorillas finger, if you want me I will be in the Ploppery

by Dumbledore September 3, 2004

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ploppers

1)n. A certain size and consistency of defacate that achieves a "plop" like sound.
2)slang. Palapas.

"I just threw down some ploppers."

by Aiden del plopper May 3, 2008

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Pittsburgh Plopper

A sexual act composed of four main actions.

Prerequisites:
a) One constipated person (male or female) and a consenting sexual partner.
b) A penis or other phallicaly shaped object. (ie. dildo, ketchup bottle, or rubber fist)

1. In the doggy style position, the constipated individual will receive their partners phallus or object within their constipated lower bowels and begin anal intercourse.

2. Upon reaching climax and sufficient stool loosening, the object shall be removed from the constipated anus. Simultaneously upon removal, the partner shall attempt to catch any of the expelled doo-doo.

3. After collecting as much of the acrid heaping mess which speweth from the constipated colon, the partner shall raise said mess high above their partner. While this is occuring, the no longer constipated party shall shift their body from the doggy style position to an "indian" style seated position directly underneath their partner's hands.

4. Lastly, the hulking mound of turd will be released high over head of the person sitting "indian" style. The excrement crashing towards the seated person should gain enough momentum and speed so that an audible *Plop* can be heard as it makes contact with the top of the head.

"Nothing quite remoisturizes the scalp like a Pittsburgh Plopper"

by Pittsburgh Pat December 15, 2012

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