Middleton, ID

Small, mostly unknown town in southwestern Idaho. Choc full of Mormons. Has a brand-fucking-new High School that cost about $52 million. Like most small towns, news travels fast. Lots of gossip at the middle and high schools. Nothing ever to do. Local parks are barely ever used except for baseball and soccer. Almost no Jewish people at all. Many stuck up people, potheads, players, cheaters, sluts, the whole nine yards. Lots of nice people though.

"Joe just moved to Middleton, Idaho." "Middleton, where?" "Idaho." "We have a state named Idaho?"

by theotherguy200 November 20, 2011

pimpleton

one who is stupid and simple yet nasty like a pimple. Even if you could get over grossiosity you still couldn't stand the fugly retard

there was a girl/rat from nantucket that just wouldn't kick the bucket. trying to reason and tolerate twas insane, but b/c life was so mundane, sadly i couldn't complain. that is untill the day i won, a trip away from the pimpleton !
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and that's when i shot the pimpleton... muwhhahahahahaaha and was rewarded for doing the earth a service.
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some things just shouldn't be in the gene pool

by miss michele March 14, 2008

middleton

A county jail in MA where you go when ya mess us bad in Lynn, or anywhere in Middlesex County. Generally your there before your sentenced (you cant make bail, or you have none). Some people get sentenced there (everyone not in the orange jumpsuits). It's so overcrowded when you first arrive they put you in a gym with 200 other people sleeping on a plastic stetcher half a foot away from someone else. Most people prefer it to the bay(south bay-sufolk county.

1) Where's flaco? He gotted bopped on that B&E, he's up Middleton til we can hustle up 300.
2) I got sentenced two years in Middleton, I was hoping for the farm.
3) The CO's at Middleton are way better than the bay.
4) I was just chillin' wit him last week, nows he's doing a two year bid up at Middleton.

by D from Eastie March 28, 2008

middleton

Pretty much them same as the other towns in the Tri-Town area (Boxford,Topsfield), with a couple more stores and a O.K downtown area, still pretty boring

middleton is ok.....i guess

by Rib ib rob September 29, 2005

Middleton

An unknown sex act. Named after its creator Mr. A. Middleton. It is pimemarly used in exchange for benifits and personal gain in the work place

If u want Something from your boss. Give him a "Middleton"...

by Dman..OU812 December 11, 2014

Brett Middleton

one hot babe, who goes to my school. He is really obessive about his hair. but for good reason:)

oh, my god! I think I'm gonna faint! Brett Middleton looked at me!

by dovaloven November 18, 2004

Kate Middleton

Aka Duchess of Cambridge. She is the beautiful, stylish wife of Prince William and his three adorable children.

Every single time Kate Middleton wears something, it immediately sells out in every single country.

by Mylameusername February 20, 2022