Phonecolepsy

Falling asleep while scrolling on your phone

"Did Kyle just fall asleep while he was scrolling thru Instagram?"

"Yea, he's got phonecolepsy"

by didtheyreallyaskforapseudonym May 21, 2017

Phoneafile

When someone is sexual towards phones or similar technical devices. They may steal, collect or stroke these items such as your phone and they are often very good at taking them.

Girl steals phone

Boy - "give me back my phone you phoneafile!"

by RrAaYy January 23, 2022

Phoneafile

When someone is sexual towards phones or similar devices. They may steal, collect, hord or stroke these items such as your phone and are usually very good at stealing them. Ways to spot one may be someone asking you many questions about your phone, someone who is obsessed with there phone and talks about it alot, someone who stares at your phone or is overly interested in it, someone who asks to hold or use your phone too much or someone who takes your phone "as a joke" alot of the time.

Girl steals phone
Boy - "hey give me my phone u phoneafile!"

by RrAaYy January 23, 2022

Popeable

Fuckably Pope material

That Joey Ratz is very popeable

by Dirtyiceman69 April 26, 2025