Pee Plating

when you pee in a shallow plate, freeze it, and slip the pee-disc under somebody's door in the middle of the night so that by the time they wake there is a pee puddle that they can't explain

When Jane awoke in the morning and went to get the paper she stepped in a wet spot and realized she had been a victim of Pee Plating

by Key Wester February 19, 2010

Pirating

When one is trying to inhale the smoke from a bong/water pipe, but they pull so hard the water smacks their mouth. Like a pirate.

Person A: damn the pull from that is weak.
Person B: yeah, dis shit got me pirating.

by ArcaneSaga March 3, 2017

Philiping

When you try to let a small fart out and end up shitting your pants.

I was playing call of duty and I ended up philiping

by Daddy dunny March 17, 2020

philing

The act of being Phil

a: how are you feeling
b: i'm philing like phil
a: no like how are you FEELING
b: i'm philing like phil

by PhilMcRich December 21, 2021

Dinner Plating

When you shit on a frisbee and throw it at someone.

Dude, I can't believe he was caught dinner plating.

by Ryunoku July 15, 2023

Test Drive Pirating

Downloading a piece of digital media without paying for it first (whether it be an album, movie, game, program, or other type of media) in order to try it out, ostensibly before buying it.

Sam: "Hey Dave, what are you up to?"

Dave: "Oh, hey Sam. I'm just test drive pirating this new Call of Duty game. I wanted to see if it was any good before I forked over $60 for it."

by nickehl November 26, 2010

plating

A sexual act wherein one partner lies face up on the floor with a plate of glass over their face, and the other shits on the glass.

by Nasty Sanchez October 11, 2003