pffft

The sound you make when someone says something that you don't like, want to forget, or disagree with.

*EXAMPLE*

Timmy: "Hey man I think I like that new girl Sue."
Tommy; "Pffft!"

by Yeah, I run with scissors bitch! September 3, 2005

pffft

When somone says something really, really stupid and useless, A sound made to wind people up.
The Winner of all arguments.

Avril Lavigne... Pffft!

by Robert Lamb November 20, 2006

pffft

a sound commonly made from the rectal area.

did you hear the sound of my fart, it sounded like pffft.

by pubyruby October 5, 2021

Pfft

Pfft is the contrarian's way of spelling the word pff. As everyone knows, the "t" in this word is silent; a useless appendage, indicating that pfft is not the correct spelling of the word.

Her: pfft. Whatever.

Him (mansplaining): clearly, you mean pff.

by Silvertonguedwordsmith April 18, 2018

pffft

disbelief. doubt.

I bet I could throw this football over those mountains!

Pffft! you'd be lucky to get it past the sidewalk!

by pffft , as if i'd tell you February 15, 2012

Pfft

Disgruntled disbelief or dismissal. Subtexts can include but are not limited to: I want you to meet me in the alley for a good round of fisting or have my love children.

Kel: You rang? I just got in bed.
King: Naked?
Kel: It's too cold to be naked.
King: Pfft

by YelleK January 27, 2012

Pffft

Exclamation ( /pft/ also /pffft/ and /pfffffft/ depending on level of exclamation)

1. Expressing astonishment or admiration
2. Expressing agreement
3. Expressing skepticism
4. Expressing affirmation
5. Expressing uncertainty
6. Expressing joy
7. Requesting or attempting to garner a response.
*endless possibilities*

Examples:

1 - '"Mozzarella sticks on Howard?!" "Pffft!" he cried enthusiastically.
2 - Person 1: 'Is that shrimp po boy any good?' Person 2: 'Pffft!'
3 - Person 1: 'I met the best, most respectable girl ever! She's totally a keeper.' Person 2: 'Pffft.'
4 - Q: 'are we you going out tonight?' A: 'Pffft!'
5 - Q: 'are they open past 3:00am?' A: 'Pffft.'
6 - 'Pfffffffffft!'
7 - 'what's the plan for tonight? Pffft!?'

by Johnny A-list 3.29.14 May 11, 2014