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pffft

The sound you make when someone says something that you don't like, want to forget, or disagree with.

*EXAMPLE*

Timmy: "Hey man I think I like that new girl Sue."
Tommy; "Pffft!"

by Yeah, I run with scissors bitch! August 10, 2005

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demented

An adjective describing someone is being posed by a demon.

*EXAMPLE*

A young child was possed by a demon and they had to call an exorcist.

by Yeah, I run with scissors bitch! August 10, 2005

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dry humping

The action of humping by two people while being fully clothed, or having underwear or even just sheets. Basically clothed sex......

And by the way, if you think that you have done this and lost your virginity then your wrong.
See getting nothing.

*EXAMPLE*

Timmy: "Dude, she's not hot enough to have REAL sex with."
Tommy: "Looks like you're going to have to dry hump her."

by Yeah, I run with scissors bitch! August 10, 2005

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k-mart

A cheap fucked up department store getting their ghetto Martha Stuart asses kicked by Target and Wal*lart.

*EXAMPLE*

Timmy: "Man, I went to K-mart yesterday----"
Tommy: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?!Target and Wal*mart are sooo much better."

by Yeah, I run with scissors bitch! August 10, 2005

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walmart

A place where you can run around the store and put adult diapers in random peoples carts and won't get kicked out!

*EXAMPLE*

Timmy: "Dude, I love Walmart!!"
Tommy: "Why?'
Timmy: "Because I just spent 3 hours running around the store putting adult diapers in peoples carts!!"

by Yeah, I run with scissors bitch! August 10, 2005

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