penist

a person who assumes one's penis size

"Wow, you assumed my penis is big. That's penist"

by smallpeem April 29, 2021

Penisatarian

1. One who partakes in the act of dining on the male sex organ. The Penis.

2. A homosexual.

1. Man, she's really going to town. She's such a penisatarian.

2. No wonder that asshole didn't want to eat me out, he's a Penisatarian.

by 1qaz0okn May 8, 2010

Penistalsis

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length

Help , I'm being chased by a penis!
How is it moving?
Penistalsis!

by farticorn September 18, 2014

Penisternal

A penis which is inverted internally into the body rather than external.

Don Harvey's got a hard on and now he's got pimples on his ass from his penisternal.

by Stickman Straw www.mobarksclub.com December 28, 2004

penistoes

1. toes that have touched a penis, simply to stroke or to give a "toejob", i.e., handjob with toes
2. a textual banner on your cell phone that expresses love in a confusing, non-traditional way. Can only be placed by a friend or a lover, never by one's self.

1. "Dude, she totally gave me her penistoes last night!"
2. "Why does it say penistoes on your cell phone?"
"Dude. BFF put it there."
"Oh."

by molomer April 17, 2009

penisitis

A disease causing the penis to turn to dust, usually accompanied by a "poof" sound. This disease is the cause of most fat, guyish lesbians (also known as bulldykes).
This disease is typically caused by sleeping with a person housing a certain bug found in most countries except vietnam. The bug is called a "urethratinsite". It crawls into the urethra and sucks all of the moisture out of the flesh and muscle in one swoop, leading the structure to dismember into a cloud of dust. The poof sound is created by the dust re-hydrating in the air.

"I can't sleep with her! Ill get penisitis!"

by the hangar October 20, 2008

penistologist

An academically achieved doctor who specializes in the area of the male genitals. Usually these doctors are private and mainly only work with rich bastards.

Kid: Mum my penis hurts.
Mum: Ok hunny, don't worry I'll call the penistologist!

by Jordaninator August 22, 2011