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Penaldo

A penalty merchant from Portugal who stat pads with penalties and scores vs almighty Lithuania and Luxembourg
Penaldo is overrated to football and should never be compared to the goat Lionel messi
by John Koraski August 25, 2020
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PennDOT

I live in Pennsylvania. I lived here all my life. For the life of me, I can't figure out what PennDOT does! I see the road crews out all the time, but they don't fix anything... all they do is lean on their shovels and shoot the shit!
"What do you do for PennDOT?"

"On May 1 I take the big orange barrels out of sotrage & line 'em up on the roads. On November 1 I collect the big orange barrels and put 'em back in storage. Other than that, I collect my paycheck every week!"
by Terra Imperator May 20, 2004
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Peladophobia

Peladophobia is the irrational fear of bald people. Someone suffering from this condition can expect to experience a very high amount of anxiety from merely thinking of bald people, their anxiety may be so intense that they may even endure a full blown panic attack as a result of it. Although such an influx of anxiety will not always be the case for everyone suffering from peladophobia, it is still very plausible to occur nonetheless.
Someone experiencing a full blown panic attack as a result of their peladophobia can expect to have an increased heart rate, an increased rate of breathing, higher blood pressure, muscle tension, trembling, and excessive sweating, among several oher symptoms. Although panic attacks may not always be the case for everyone experiencing symptoms of peladophobia, it is still possible to occur, especially if their symptoms are very severe.
Guy 1:"OMG!! A BALD MAN"
Guy 2:"you have Peladophobia.."
by vii<3 July 16, 2022
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Honest Penaldo

Simply put the best account on football twitter. Most honest account I've ever meet and exposes how Lord Penaldo is actually a finished statpadder who only shows up vs teams like Crotone,Spezia,Luxembourg,Andorra,Lithuania,etc. The most honest Penaldo fan I have ever met and also he owns Penaldogs.
"Wow did you see Honest Penaldo own that Penaldian" -Twitter User #1

"Yeah he's so honest about his idol Penaldo"- Twitter User #2
by som1udontno April 2, 2021
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Penaldo

A Dangerous Penalty seeker who always looks for Penalties to ride on. A penaldo sits inside the penalty box, waiting for his teamates to pass the ball to him, or better still, win a penalty. He also reports everything to Piers Morgan
I got a severe penaldo for slapping my teacher
I went fishing and my partner penaldoed me!
by Stewie246 December 27, 2022
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pelado

Spanish word for punk, dude, etc. Other examples could be vato, guay...
Jose: Oye Pelado, dame ese naranja, me la quiero comer!
Hey Dude, give me that orange, I wanna eat it!

Sorro: No Pelado, vete a comer una manzana!
No Dude, go eat an apple!
by maritza girly 3111989 September 7, 2007
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Peadophile

An adult who is sexually attracted to small green vegetables. Like a Paedophile, but with your greens.
"Man, that brussel sprout just gets me going..."
"Jeez dude! You're such a peadophile!"
by Beng92 November 10, 2009
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