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peentop

The head of your dick, or penis. So basically the top of your peen. Common sense right?
I shoved my peentop in her ass.
by fuzzayy May 9, 2009
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Peetoot

An alternative, yet hilarious, name to call your DICK
"My peetoot is currently pitching a tent."
by Thrikal January 25, 2010
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Peertje

This is a high class of mage. They have multiple ranks form high to low, to get higher you need to win your kahoots man, the lower class is peer, this is when we don't like you and you will probably be assassinated, above that is peertje, this is used as a curse word when someone is being clumsy or just a fucking normie, above that is peertje.(insert something here), here you can choose a word of what you like, nice memes, this means that we like you, keep it up, papi is proud, above that is peertje peer, to acquire this rank you need to have won at least one kahoot, congratulations, the highest rank until now is toffe peer, then you are the king of the peertjes, but this has never been reached, you need to have a kahoot streak of at least five times in a row, almost impossible! To join us: you can't, fucking cunt. Omae wa mou shindeiru.
"NANI!!???? What a peertje!"
"Omae wa mou shindeiru. FUCKING PEERTJE!"
by Leo is lekker October 2, 2017
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peetotaler

A person who doesn't drink, but likes to witness or participate in the act of being peed on (goldenshower).
Did you read the Steele dossier? It mentions the Potus is a peetotaler.
by Ron R. (PD) October 17, 2020
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Small_peenttv

Small_peenttv is a meme page with around six hundred followers and he has really good memes
1. Small_peenttv is the best meme page
by Poopoo shit September 17, 2019
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Peeta Mellark

One of the main characters from "The Hunger Games" , a trilogy written by Suzanne Collins, a genius. Peeta is the 2nd tribute from District 12 to compete in the Hunger Games, a sadistic game made to entertain the people of the Capitol. Peeta is in love with Katniss Everdeen, the main character of the series, and she doesn't deserve him at all. Peeta is sweet, loving, kind-hearted, brave, strong, and sexy. In other words, Peeta Mellark is what every girl wishes a real boy could be.
girl 1: OMG, I loooooove Peeta Mellark from the Hunger Games! He is so amazing. <3

girl 2: I know right. Ugh, I wish someone exactly Peeta could exist, the world would be a better place. <3
by HGfreak101 June 8, 2011
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Peef

A peef is a penis fart, similar to a queef. A queef is to a female as a peef is to a male.

There have been very few recorded incidences of peefs. However, we do know that a peef is both pleasant and painful for the 'peefer'. No incidences of a 'wet peef' have ever been recorded.

On a related note, the peef has much militaristic potential. Theoretically, with the proper enhancements and adjustments, the peef could become powerful enough to replace nuclear warfare.
Example 1:

Vendor: I peefed at the dinner table.

Example 2:

Pierce: I tried to peef, but blood came out instead.
by Pierce November 25, 2004
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